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The temperature in Chicago is 26°. But. Apple Weather says it “feels” like 7°. What does that even fucking mean?
Like is there actually a difference between 7° and 26°? Because less than 60° is just damned cold to me.

That glorious feeling of setting your Chrome home page to “Legal Transition words” because you don’t want to continue to abuse “Furthermore” and “in addition”.
A nerd for all days I am.

Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop

“Not Like Us” ain’t even on the album; there aren’t any direct references to Drake in the music video for “squabble up” really.

Kendrick gave that man a merciful out and he really said “nah, I wanna talk to the manager.” INCREDIBLE.

All of this!!!
We don’t like that wigga.

A trendsetter.

That man has fathered the twelve tribes of Judah and you having unprotected sex and kept a baby from that man?!?
Seriously?
I’m concerned.

In the 2024th year of our Lord why are you having a child with Nayvadius?
Like. Girl. You cannot be serious.
You don’t make good life decisions.

If you part of the big titty committee Macy’s got bras on sale for as low as $19. I have G’s and got 6 bras for $100

I’ve hated him since he came out. When I would accidentally unknowingly enjoy any of his music folks would unceremoniously notify me it is his music so I could react and reiterate my disdain for his existence.

Have y’all seen how much Andy cohen has aged? The stress of abusing the housewives done got to him

Just spent the last twenty minutes comparing the calories in two coffees. Because. That’s my reality. That’s how I like to spend my time.

Youth day. Sitting on the pulpit having a cloth on my legs was a brand new reality.

If you were raised in a Baptist converted church you get why Church Girl can reduce you to tears and pull a praise out of your soul!!

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No. She’s a libra and we can be stupid stubborn. She’s not leaving until she’s ready.
See Becalis as an example.

These fools almost got my ass…. Like… wait a damned minute!!

Moon dressed up as Uranus

That Sir Davis ain’t nothing to play with. So damned smooth and tasty you don’t realize how fucked up you are until it’s too late.

Netflix if Beyoncé get up there and it look like I’m watching her on a potato I’m coming up to that office

Like. Girl!!!

A cold room at night and a cold room in the morning are 2 different colds

I spent the day at the Apple store with my mother. Soberly.
Please. Give me my applause loudly.

It was a mini version that I accidentally gave to my God baby.

The mothership collection is foundational Pat!!

I’m about 90% sure that I wont be showing my face here either.

Glittery sparkly stuffs.

10 📺 to get to know me:

1. Law & Order
2. How to Get Away with Murder
3. A Different World
4. Project Runway
5. Leverage
6. Cold Case
7. Million Dollar House Hunt
8. Video Soul
9. Pop-up Video
10. Golden Girls

literally

🙏🏾🙏🏾 A prayer. 🙏🏾🙏🏾