Bob (he/him)

She's got a lackey searching for her name on the internet definitely. So search this, Gemma Collins you bellowing talent vacuum.

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Someone🤔

THERAPIST: and this one?

ME: that looks like you kissing my mum.

THERAPIST: what about this one?

ME: also kissing my mum. and groping her a little. why are you showing me these?

THERAPIST: I thought you'd be happy for us.

World Book Day

Could be Spurs.

Life finds a way. Last summer I had up to 20 newts in mine. Wait til this happens

Newts are great. I think you either have a frog pond or a newt pond. They tend to eat each others spawn. My pond is a newt pond with the occasional frog visitor.

End the sewage pollution scandal We're sick of it. Sick of the lies, sick of the greed, and sick of a system rigged against us. This is a scandal and this dirty business must end. For more than 30 years water companies have put corpo...

It's criminal and it’s a scandal and the Government MUST take action! Sick of sewage? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...

Nice of them to get Onana back in goal.

That's the gif I tried to find😂

How I arrived on Bluesky

Feargal is superb. Get him involved in govt.

To misquote ZZ Top

'She's got legs

She can fucking walk'

Is Star Wars dead? The Mandalorian & Grogu looks like being another disappointment. But there’s new hope for a flagging franchise…

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I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

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One of the best stand up comedy jokes I've heard recently 😆😆😆

Michael Sheen at the back

We finished Dirty Business yesterday.

Please watch it. Please get fucking furious at the greedy wankers who consciously spewed shit into waterways purely for money, and the spineless damp flannels in the Environment Agency who did fuck all about it because of yet more greed.

Rage.

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When you have the chance, please take the time to watch Harrison Ford's remarkable, beautiful Life Achievement Award acceptance speech. #ActorAwards

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Dirty Business on C4 was absolutely brilliant and fucking terrifying. It’s imperative we re-nationalise our water companies otherwise the greedy bastards will kill us all.

History may be about to repeat itself.......

The agreement is over at the end of this season. Looking forward to the next sponsor.

Shame he has hamstrings made of old rubber bands.

I want to know how many Arsenal players and staff have actually been as well.

Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?

Amazing 🤣