Bob (he/him)

The agreement is over at the end of this season. Looking forward to the next sponsor.

Shame he has hamstrings made of old rubber bands.

I want to know how many Arsenal players and staff have actually been as well.

Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?

Amazing 🤣

Two scientists look at a monitor attached to a large apparatus consisting of pipes, tanks, vessels and hoses. The first scientist says "I don't get it. The reaction is running perfectly, but we can't account for 7% of the heat." The other says "Have you Asked the Professor?" The first replies "We're not supposed To disturb him when He's in his office." On the other side of the apparatus, one of the pipes goes through a wall into another room where it warms the water for a hot tub in which the professor relaxes.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

Good effort.

Roy Hodgson?

“Guess who!”

“Guess who!”

Credit to Jim'll Paint It

Get a proper job. 😂

For balance, we head down to the 706 vote party.
"Only the Conservatives have the experience, the plans and the team to ensure a stronger economy and a stronger country."

😂😂😂😂

It's payday. Alistair is a very funny man and does a lot of good work for charidee. Please throw some money at him for a worthy cause. Xx

Family voting? Is this where patriarchic muslims insist their household votes en bloc for the party led by a gay jew?

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Recent reports of the Palace of Westminster needing major renovation work, and then a plumber gets elected?

Oh absolutely. Give them the respect they deserve, is none. Bastards

But apparently we are progressive woke Islamists. 🥴

Chris Mason. U OK Hun?

😁🎉😁

movie end credits list its cableman as Randy Wang

“Named after your father perhaps?”

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Turns out all I was missing was the staff of Sacred Heart. Still miss Ted though

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2026 is the Year of The Horse.
The Horse.

He's doing you a favour hiding the footwear choices!