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I wouldn't mind if they took all their afterlife provisions, locked themselves into their time capsules, and yeeted themselves into the heavens. It will be the future by the time they get there.

30.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I can top "Forcible Cessation of Life in the Aggregated Living Spaces."

30.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump was fed up with TACO, and decided he'd drop a few bombs to shut people up.

28.06.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why on earth is there no "add to calendar" option on an Eventbrite event?????

13.05.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.04.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I checked out a cookbook from the library a couple weeks ago, and I couldn't tell if it was "grandma writing recipes and forgetting you don't know the steps she accidentally left out" or AI. I had to check when it was published. Turns out, it was grandma. Great food, too.

22.04.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, man... I would have loved to be greeted with a string cheese every time I met up with my husband!

22.04.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As the only parent in my friend group, I am constantly being asked... Superglue? Screwdriver? Pen? Measuring tape? Tweezers? Band-aid? Coupon for ice cream? Yes, my dears. I have all that.

Moral of the story: Being prepared is a skill and always thrilling. πŸ˜πŸ†

08.04.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ Oh, as a mom, I can totally relate. I stocked a gallon of water & soap dispenser in my car years ago, when my son was playing soccer (in the PNW - mud for days!). I was out thrifting with a friend a couple days ago, & she asked if I wanted hand sanitizer after touching all the things. Ha! Amateur!

08.04.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are one of my favorite people, and I appreciate watching, even though I knew that rotting crops weren't an issue (we've got nurse logs up here). I also super love the bonus dinosaur fact! πŸ¦•

16.03.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are correct. But COVID has been largely marketed as a cold-like virus, and no one takes colds seriously.

16.03.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom had COVID in March 2020, and she is still suffering its effects. She lost sense of taste/smell for 1.5 years. She required heart surgery to fix her heart. She will randomly become allergic to things for short periods. And it affected her ability to read and process visual information.

16.03.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am pleased to report that because I'm no longer doom-scrolling before bed, I've started reading books again, and I've even finished a couple. πŸ˜… I bought some cute book tracking bookmarks to help inspire me to keep going.

16.03.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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I only pay attention to the news in the morning, when I'm not trying to sleep. And even then, in much smaller bites. I focus more on local news because I'm not helpless there. And I throw away any speculative articles; a large number of articles shock for clicks ("this could/may/might").

16.03.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt. I can't even imagine watching my SO's socials enough to comment on the fact that they liked a thing. That is such a monumental waste of time and brain space.

13.03.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And here I was appreciating the recent episodes for being applicable to current events, while not being directly about current events.

Thank you for doing the work, sir! I hope your recovery is swift.

13.03.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck. Yes. Google calendar finally allows you to create [multiple] custom notifications for the default birthday calendar. So, you can set a notification two weeks in advance that reminds you to send a card or gift. πŸŽ‰πŸ’Œ

06.03.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. He'll just call them snowflakes, or whatever is the insult du jour. He expects that shit from the opposition.

04.03.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better even still... Have someone with a lot of media clout broadcast at the same time so people will turn to that instead.

04.03.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Flagle Game - Daily and Unlimited Guess the flag name wordle from every country in the world.

Another great game we play!!

Flagle #1083 - 2/6 🏁

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

flagle-game.com

03.03.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Geo Connections | Daily Geography Guessing Game Challenge your geography knowledge with Geo Connections, a daily puzzle game where you connect countries, flags, and landmarks to reveal hidden relationships.

My son and I have a lot of fun playing this game, and we did shockingly well today!

GeoConnections #36
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🟧🟧🟧🟧
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
geoconnections.net

03.03.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Additionally, considering a computer has no taste buds, the missing ingredient suggestion was scraped from somewhere. People out there are combining ingredients in a way that make the suggestion a probable one.

17.02.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG. I shared your epic photo 😍😍😍 with my sister (who also takes and appreciates epic photos). And then I looked it up on a map. And then I learned a whole bunch of stuff.

Thank you for the journey! ❀️

16.02.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well... It's nice to have science confirm what we can observe everyday.

The next step is to reduce masculine threats; we need to stop gatekeeping liking stuff. I'd like to think this is easy, but when an entire gender is defined by being 'not a woman' that's pretty difficult.

14.02.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't remember why I started following Sarah Taber, but these threads are why I keep following her. They really draw lines to connect subjects that I rarely ever hear much about, and make them relevant.

10.02.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Xlord paid more for Twitter because of a drug joke. I expect nothing less of his ilk.

10.02.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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KAVE KAVE is a band and a producer crew led by singer-songwriter Gaho (vocal) and composed of members Kekinu (drums), Jisang (guitar), Hyun (piano, keyboard), and Ownr (keyboard, DJ). KAVE members previou...

I learned about the group KAVE - Korea Audio Visual Entertainment. I bought their latest album off Amazon, not realizing it was the second one. I like them so much, I downloaded iTunes to my PC just to buy their first.

I love EVERY. SINGLE. SONG.

www.youtube.com/@KAVE_Official

08.02.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After listening, there is a small voice in the back of my head that's whispering, "But what if the reason the men and women of Sardinia live equally long lives is that the women's lifespan is actually shortened [by their unequal responsibilities]?"

Great episode! Thank you!

01.02.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG. If we are talking the Black Forest Juicy Burst ones... Neither can I. Those things are so damned addictive.

01.02.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, snap! I didn't know there was a new episode! And I requested this one! Fuck yeah!

31.01.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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