Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko

The gods spoke through me on this one

This is the funniest thing thats happened to me in a long time

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God let me see through time just this once

I CAN FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS

Apollo I'm ready

Oh my god it worked

Yeah his processing is dreadful. His pre-snap reads are so slow, he audibles so late in the play clock

How does Trevor Lawrence get a delay of game on every snap

Trevor Lawrence Legacy Drive

Oh yeah that's dpi lol

travis hunter no

I don't even know how to parse this lol, big plays only?

Ben Schwartz's hair gets one foot taller for every sonic movie

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yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES

absolute classic, just utter disgust and confusion at the sport of football

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classic jags guy for the uninitiated

It's the only explanation

The no on redistricting ad also says the funds could pay for

2000 new cops
or
4000 new firefighters
or
4800 new teachers

WHY ARE THE COPS SO MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE, PROP 50 FOLKS? HMM

eh heh heh heh heh heh

I need a gif of that jags guy to go with the classic jags guy gif

JAGUARS LMAO LETS GO

I keep saying that there are certain qbs that just need himbo offenses. Go out there and just do some stuff. Stop making Lawrence think so much, it puts the man in a blender every single time

My friend was around a couple mr mimes and was never the same

It's baffling because it probably took them just as long to put a prompt together and double-check it as it would have taken them to write it! It was just a paragraph!

Travis Hunter = Him

"people drone it," a phrase commonly said by hyu-mahns

This was the first game I tried to call what their plays would be and I was remarkably correct. It took me a quarter to figure this out & confirm with NFL Pro. No wonder this offense can't do anything.

The Jags run from under center 70% of the time and pass from shotgun nearly 80% of the time. This is the fifth-highest split among teams that have 100 snaps of each formation. 5 of the 32 runs from shotgun are Trevor Lawrence scrambles.