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Jeff "Baseball Time, Baby" Krisko

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Words, footballabsurdity.com FSWA Member "Does it pass the JiA test?" I'm never referring to dynasty Neoliberalism will not save us. Niners/Giants/Kings

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his what now 👀

01.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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looking good mr president

01.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/jeff...

28.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taking out the leaders of two sovereign nations is quite the one-two punch from Donald the Dove

28.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sorry was Kuwait an American province?

28.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wow Nick Shirley's latest YouTube video is wild

28.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We just had to do a quick little favor for King Fahd

28.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Regrettably... perfect

28.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They bombed a school you fucking freak. We bombed a school. Our tax money paid for it.

28.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just turned 40 and every Republican president I can remember during my lifetime has declared war on a middle eastern country for dubious reasons. Neat.

28.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

We are monsters, good god

28.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Ah!

28.02.2026 07:43 — 👍 35    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

For Mac? I'd think so, they would get another year of him + a compensatory third if they don't trade him

28.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah seriously. The Bears are acting like dynasty fantasy football managers

27.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

49ers primed to get the Deshaun Watson haul for Mac Jones if this is the case

27.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

JJ Wetherholt the new Bonds and Devin Williams is post-Pujols Brad Lidge confirmed

27.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have our worst scholars on the case

27.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Who was the President of the United States of America in 2025?" is going to go down as one of the great unanswerable questions, alongside "who was the President of the United States of America in 2019, when Epstein died? And who was the President of the United States of America in 2020, for Covid?"

27.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Oh this is more of a post-draft helium thing where people just talked up all the scheming he was gonna get & he turned out to be a whole lot of nothing!

27.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wait hold on how did this gif get here

27.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean this with my whole heart: Robert Francis Kennedy Junior is a dumb bitch, a stupid asshole moron

27.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoa the parts people mostly don't want to eat are cheaper? Thanks boss.

27.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Back in my prime I probably hit those beer counts in 24h accidentally, to be honest

27.02.2026 05:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Netflix can still buy Warner Bros if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

27.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is light work tbh

27.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

10 miles is a good 3 hours at a brisk walk and then you have 21 hours to drink the beers and tacos. You're gonna be all good, probably barf though

27.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a little baby of 41 years old 🥺

27.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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homer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty . ALT: homer simpson and bart simpson are running in a park and bart says it 's just a little dirty .

I thought he had a great shot and then it all went bad very quickly. Now people are doing the "its just a little airborne" with him

27.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also Ana Kasparian is legit slowly losing her mind, boiling it in antisemitism. She did the "class consciousness stunted by racism" but in reverse.

27.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0