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“4 Hilarious Ways to Tackle Your Taxes Like a Canadian Pro (Because Who Loves Doing Taxes, Right?)” jackal.today/2026/02/18/4... Jackal.Today satirical news site

“Varför behövs Teaching Artists? För att verkligen skapa kaos i skolans redan kaotiska tillvaro!” jackal.today/2026/02/17/v... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Now you can play horror games in your own home using VR 💀 jackal.today/2026/02/17/n... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Dad only now realized that he had raised a future superstar jackal.today/2026/02/17/d... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos jackal.today/2026/02/17/v... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW jackal.today/2026/02/17/p... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’ jackal.today/2026/02/17/l... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring jackal.today/2026/02/17/p... Jackal.Today satirical news site

"Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!"

“Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!” jackal.today/2026/02/17/i... Jackal.Today satirical news site

"El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee"

El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee jackal.today/2026/02/17/e... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Avalanche Chaos: Search Crews Play Hide-and-Seek with Ski-Bound Ninjas in California Mountains

Avalanche Chaos: Search Crews Play Hide-and-Seek with Ski-Bound Ninjas in California Mountains jackal.today/2026/02/17/a... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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Chris Hemsworth Teases “More Thor” in MCU, Fans Wonder if He’s Just Thor-ing Around jackal.today/2026/02/17/c... Jackal.Today satirical news site

MaRDA 2026: Where Scientists Gather to Pretend They’re Not in Pajamas jackal.today/2026/02/15/m... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Top 5 Most Underrated Nu Metal Bands of the 2000s jackal.today/2026/02/17/t... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Japan Agrees To Trade Deal After Trump Catches Five Shrimp In A Row In His Mouth During Lunch jackal.today/2026/02/17/j... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Gallup To End Presidential Approval Polling After Almost 90 Years jackal.today/2026/02/17/g... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Group Chat Ruined By Android User jackal.today/2026/02/17/g... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Wife Asks For Husband’s Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says jackal.today/2026/02/17/w... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost jackal.today/2026/02/17/t... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig jackal.today/2026/02/17/t... Jackal.Today satirical news site

AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language jackal.today/2026/02/17/a... Jackal.Today satirical news site

National Geographic Explorers: Here to Save the World or Just Show Off Their Fancy Gear? jackal.today/2026/02/17/n... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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Denise Weinberg’s Cosmic Odyssey: Trailer Drops for Brazil’s Lo-Fi Sci-Fi Adventure That’s Low on Budget, High on Weird jackal.today/2026/02/17/d... Jackal.Today satirical news site

"Should We Tax the Rich? States Can't Decide Between 'Cash Grab' and 'Please Don't Leave Us, Mr. Moneybags'"

Should We Tax the Rich? States Can’t Decide Between ‘Cash Grab’ and ‘Please Don’t Leave Us, Mr. Moneybags’ jackal.today/2026/02/17/s... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion) jackal.today/2026/02/17/s... Jackal.Today satirical news site

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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings jackal.today/2026/02/17/s... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Hillary Clinton Claims Trump’s Epstein Files Are Just a Giant Game of Hide-and-Seek

Hillary Clinton Claims Trump’s Epstein Files Are Just a Giant Game of Hide-and-Seek jackal.today/2026/02/17/h... Jackal.Today satirical news site

Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First

Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First jackal.today/2026/02/17/m... Jackal.Today satirical news site

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ jackal.today/2026/02/17/r... Jackal.Today satirical news site