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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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♥️

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George Orwell was a time-traveler.

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There’s rumblings of a Happy Festivus @blueskyshow.com at 5:15et/4:15ct today. Join us if you’d like.

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a group of people are dancing in a doorway ALT: a group of people are dancing in a doorway

Jessi is back!

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a man says " what is this salty discharge " ALT: a man says " what is this salty discharge "

23.12.2025 22:12 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Mariah Carey would like a word...

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I hear the Flying Dutchman stole the show. 🏴‍☠️

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Something, something, polls are a Democratic Hoax...

23.12.2025 20:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Talk your shit, Marj

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an elderly woman is sitting at a table and saying i 'll have what she 's having ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table and saying i 'll have what she 's having

Barkeep....

23.12.2025 20:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Translating my reactions to texts:

👍= I did not read your text

😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor

‼️= seems bad, but not my problem

❤️= I missed hitting the 👍

23.12.2025 19:15 — 👍 131 🔁 29 💬 10 📌 0

A moose stands in the snow outside the glass front door of a house. View is from the inside looking out.

When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.

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Moose tracks.

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YouTube video by BingCrosbyVEVO Bing Crosby, David Bowie - Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy

One of the best from two of the greatest. ♥️ 🎵

youtu.be/lCpXMy5GalI?...

23.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you know it’s bad, but it’s actually way worse.
What the actual fuck

23.12.2025 19:38 — 👍 54 🔁 23 💬 5 📌 2

Consumers are taking on more debt this holiday, even as they grow less confident in the economy Amid higher prices, more than one-third of shoppers racked up holiday debt this season, averaging $1,223, according to a recent report.

This CNBC headline suggests that this is a head-scratcher, but the truth is that these two things are directly related. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/23/c...

23.12.2025 19:42 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🔥 🔥

That had to hurt. Twice.

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I can’t wait to never watch this.

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I guess we're not everybody else in America. 🤷

23.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you for the shout out Matt!

23.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you Öysterboy!

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Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us!

I think of your dad @benstiller.redhour.com every year on December 23rd.

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Is there an amnesty collection location in town for me to turn in my extra pencils and dolls?

11.12.2025 14:29 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Obligatory Nutlick post

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🚨⏱️We are running out of time, PLEASE SHARE!!⏱️🚨

18 Forgotten Angels STILL have unfulfilled Christmas wishes.💔

These older foster & underprivileged kids have been overlooked on Angel Trees because they are asking for fragrances & clothes—like typical teens!!

Donate🎁: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

10.12.2025 22:31 — 👍 4 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 2

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

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I just stole second base.

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