Practically 40

Wouldn't mind having a steady income as a top action hero in a mocie franchise that releases every 4 years. One year of negotiations. One year of exercise then filming. One year promoting the film. One year off.

Note to self on tab i just closed.

Empress past
Tower present
And ummmm
Justice future.

I barely shave anymore. But you know what? I'm still hot.

A man, pikachu and Cartman

A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman

Wallpaper is lambs but instead if two eyes, lambs are cyclopses.

I wanted to smash every $6 pie. I wanted to step on every pie. I wanted throw every pie. Not about the salads costing too much, but because I'm upset about some other things and I think smashing 40 pies would make me feel better.

If the ready to serve salads at No Frills are too expensive, I would suggest grabbing the pies from the nearby boxed pies rack and taking out the pie from the box and smashing it in the ground and yelling "losers" but that's not so nice to the clerks, so i wont suggest that and I didnt do that.

I will say Clawdeen is my ghoul. The basic bitch in me loves Draculaura. Cleo is the one i dont want to like, and I can't help it!

Ok, favourite manster is Clawd. Favourite ghoul is Iris. But for main ghouls i cannot choose. Love Clawdeen, Draculaura, Cleo and shit, not Lagoona but she has so many good dolls. Frankie, naw. Love them, but naw.

Tomorrow i turn 40 and I still cannot tell you my favourite Monster High character and I've tried to choose so hard!

Read the damn classics! 😡

I had a profound realization that most movies start out with a sequence where the main character breaks into someones home and then ghe owner comes home and they hide first, then flee, then casually greet their neighbour on the front lawn. Like 70% of novies use this to open their movie.

I dreamt that I gave a copy of On The Road Again to my students. Then I broke into someones home, and watched their DVD of On The Road Again, then they camd home and instead of fleeing, I hid under a blanket.

Toronto condo developers really need to consider this if they don't want their projects to get canceled. Time to redirect some streams build again!

threw on HOT FROSTY tonight. they say "you can't go home again"... but I rewatch this and a tidal wave of happy memories of writing this, developing this, and shooting this washes over me. it's so earnest, leans into the magic so hard. one of the great joys of my career to date.

Honestly, if i didn't have a partner that disapproved, I'd overpay so much for lettuce all the time.

Were they dead? If so, just let it go.

I think because it's Friday i am allowed to have eggos for breakfast.

I'm so sorry, Jon. Best we can do, 2025.

Best we can do for you is the t-shirt replaces carry on with "eat poutine"

Countdown is on btw.

Got really bored during this introduction to a speaker on "Life begins at 40". Not looking good for turning 40.

I had a terrible dream and I think I should be exempt from work.

Lol. I was going to get work done this morning.

How is it possible i spent five hours on facebook last week?

Calm down, poser

I made a comment on YouTube and the (semi-popular) uploader liked it and responded to it. My immediate reaction was "leave me alone, loser!"

Heading east, again...

I should be working. Why am I here (on my couch)?

I shouldn't be here (on my couch)