His Rolliness

my plaants :)

whoa black betty, flood began
whoa black betty, class 1 dam
the culvert got blocked (clear the jam)
streambank needs rocks (erosion man)

this is kind of a rarity for me, especially since i've had so many goddamn migraines this year

first full week on ajovy and ive been COMPLETELY pain free so far!!! no migraines to speak of, or even prodrome symptoms! :^)

uncle phil you got to kick that mans

im making a cute airplane dragon alt sona :)

Black cat with a yarn label around shoulders

Someone came out of the yarn room

THIS IS HUGE! A cancer vaccine developed by Yale University and DFCI shows MAJOR promise. Results of an early-phase trial reveal ALL patients with ADVANCED stage kidney cancer had successful anti-cancer immune responses AND have remained CANCER-FREE approximately THREE years after treatment. 🧪🧵⬇️

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

uncomplicated stories aren't interesting! meaning is derived from struggle! there is no forgiveness without harm and no joy without sorrow! you cannot appreciate the light without knowing the dark! to exist without change is its own form of death! motherfucker!!

if you just do what you're told without question, you get ""the good ending"", and if you go just as hard the opposite way, you get someone flat, someone who's Something To Save and not really her own person

man. me and the besties have been into Slay The Princess as of late and i gotta say. i love the fact that both 'paths of least resistance' are kind of unsatisfying On Purpose and don't have good results

Lunch Is Free at This Mission-Driven East Village Restaurant Cafewal has served more than 15,000 meals in less than six months of operation

I wrote about Cafewal, a "free restaurant" in the East Village training refugees to work in professional kitchens ny.eater.com/2025/2/20/24...

If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.

This part?? This is why sometimes research doesn’t make immediate sense to people looking at a list of projects but can still lead to important discoveries

let’s fucking goooo

gravios back in wilds. my old nemesis returns. but i am so much stronger now. i am more powerful than you can imagine, accursed rock. i main a weapon with natural minds eye. no bouncing. i WILL fuck you up this time. i will NOT get hit by your laser. and thats a promise.

i used to not know why people said that coffee makes you shit. now it is clear as day to me. the 9AM Bathroom Break is a cherished and beautiful time and i was a fool to refuse it.

i know its like. yeah man its a disability for a reason. but i kinda dont like framing things that way to think about myself. you know?

maybe then itd feel more...idk. real or serious or justifiable to be fucked up all the time

at this point id almost rather have a broken bone or wound or something than another fucking migraine

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

🔪 S O M E T H I N G R O T T E N 🔪

We're saying to hell with games (for a few weeks) and turning our eyes towards LITERATURE!

First up, Ryu Murakam's In The Miso Soup, one of the more rotten explorations of cultural differences.

open.spotify.com/episode/2x05...

ive also been going 'baby need smoko...' to myself every time i have to heal. it's the Let Me Get A Sippy Quickly

like you know damn well what you're fucking up on, but it's fine. We go again.

REALLY enjoying nine sols so far. managed to spend 40 minutes fighting yingzhao while having fun the whole time i was getting my shit smacked

Soup You Can Suck On: Introducing Progresso Soup Drops, the Ultimate Cold and Flu Season Comfort It’s Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup like you never expected — a convenient, on-the-go soup experience available this National Soup Month.

it's soup you can suck on www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...

Battle cry for 2025.

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection