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Im Parlament schneit es ja bekanntermaßen zu jeder Jahreszeit regelmäßig. 👃

20.02.2026 10:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*starts singing*

We're no strangers to #Git
You know the rules and so do I
A force commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You wouldn't merge this from any other guy

(congratulations, you've just been Git-rolled)

17.07.2025 10:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Other potential bands:
🥚 Eggs N' Roses
🥚 Fleetwood Egg
🥚 Emerson, Egg & Palmer
🥚 Eggxtreme
🥚 Rage Eggainst The Machine
🥚 Eggsy/DC

Already banned from participating are:
🥚 One Direggtion

We are very sorry, but we only eggcept Yolk Rock artists.

21.03.2025 09:15 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Let's organize a big music festival like Live Aid in 1985 to support the failed nation #USA in their time of deliciously oval need.

LIVE EGG will collect #egg donations from all over the world.

*we are the eeeeeegg*
*we are the chiiickeeen*

Can someone please call Bob Geldof?

21.03.2025 08:35 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

I've been pondering the idea of doing a Twitch stream with the title "Sarcastic European with a smug face slowly eating #eggs to spite Americans".

I will pay for my reasonably priced eggs with the ad revenue generated by all the users from the #USA causing a shitstorm in my chat.

21.03.2025 08:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0