Mark Bowen

Spectrum offering free internet forever. Like, even after the sun goes Red Giant. Gullibility technology, wow.

Why are kitties wumpus and not puppies? Mine certainly seems so.

The NY GOP checked the genitals of their potential gubernatorial candidates, as the GOP is always fixated upon, and chose the one assigned male at birth.

Using D & D stamps on the Christmas cards is like a mythology cross over episode.

Got stuck behind a centrist at a stop sign. They just sat there contemplating both sides and never moved.

And here I thought Black Friday was about the post Thanksgiving septic tank.

They say that there is a lot of fish in the sea, and when there isn't it's deficiency. Go figure.

So gen AI is basically like silly putty rolled over the comics page producing some decaying echo of quality?

You hear a lot about progressive dementia. Turns out that centrist dementia is even worse.

I still use lawn darts.

Cuomo promising to get Byron back on Pix11. Getting desperate!

Wow. SCOTUS considering stripping gun ownership rights from people who vote Democratic.

Reconstitution! "What I cannot recreate, I do not understand." - Feynman

Buttermilk has a best buy date because of woke. Government regulations keeping me from the dank milk.

Blue no matter who unless it's YOU!

Supreme Court just overruled Bad Bunny as the half time show. Prez installing Kid Rock.

Finally, the Prez is taking on big Wordle. NYT will cave in and fix things so all his followers can solve it.

The Prez is surely winning that lottery this evening.

Surprised that they haven't legalized assisted suicide for registered democrats, yet. Enough beating around the bush!

The fucking inertia of liquids really gets me down some times.

Were you injured in an attack by angry villagers? Here at Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster &Associates we'll make sure that you get the compensation you're entitled to.

All these crossbred dogs ending in oodle are dullsville. Wake me when you've done it with a cat. Kittoodle anyone?

F++q q

Beware the zucchini's paw and those who would pass it on.

A simple rule to de-stress is not to look at your email right before bed or first thing when you wake up or the rest of the day.

Doing something horrific on a jumbotron had been on my bucket list for years.

My seconds rule has 2 digits. #microbiome

American cheese can only be properly called American if it's from the America region of America.

Working on my summer bog body.

Using 12 hour time is so chrono-normative.