Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷

*Roger Daltrey scream*

I'm so glad that I blocked Jake Tapper on this site. What a fucking tool.

I'm gonna get so much done, and by so much I mean filling up a planner that I will lose and forget about by tomorrow. Oh man, it's gonna be epic.

I miss my childhood, too, but I was a child during the Reagan years. My mother certainly wouldn't wish to return to that time. She would want to return to the 1950s, but my grandmother certainly wouldn't want to return to that time. It just keeps going.

If you hire a businessman as your leader, you get a grifter as your leader. It's encoded in their DNA.

"Bypass Congressional approval" used to mean something. Now it's just every day.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I recall seeing stickers on fuel pumps during Biden's presidency that showed him pointing at the price and saying "I Did That."

Now Trump says "Prices go up, whaddyagonnado" and his supporters think he's a genius.

I know. I figured you'd appreciate this, but also curse it under your breath for taking so long.

I don't know shit about cricket, but now I love it. That's epic.

Deshaun Watson has restructured his contract with the Cleveland Browns. He will receive 46 million dollars and a handy under the towel from an unwilling masseuse.

Nothing pays better than fear of impending doom. "Airplanes could fall out of the sky? You know COBOL? Here's a large bag of money!"

Computer box with a sticker reading Y2K ok.

I just saw this at work a few days ago and had a moment.

For me the taste is all wrapped in memories of having it as a child. Like most things I loved as a kid, it doesn't stand the test of time.

"Breaking News: River card projected to be the 10 of spades that I need to win this pot and not lose my house."

"Breaking News: I'm homeless."

@pixelatedty.bsky.social

There's all kinds of ways to defund the military.

*points at my 1997 Honda Civic* "Does that Support the Troops magnet mean nothing to you?!"

And they haven't exploded? The CIA really was bad at killing him.

He's got the Habsburg chin. Intriguing.

The only good billionaire is Mackenzie Scott. We need more divorces without prenups.

Is that marble with 700 corners? Yikes.

🎶 Shariah breeze makes me feel fine
Blowin' through the windmills in my mind 🎶

*Trump squeezes himself out of a fighter jet in his oversized flight suit and extra-long tie* "Mission Accomplished!"

I read books about slavery and Jim Crow. They're like plugged-in toasters tossed lightly after the bath bomb.

Under 50K? Time to start criminally charging pedophiles again.

*looks up tuition at Hotchkiss*
*faints*

"I think they speak through history with one voice."

THUMP THUMP

Oops, sorry about that. My eyes rolled out of my head and hit the floor.

*looking in the mirror* "Remember Markwayne, it's not Iraq. It's the n-word. Get it right or you'll look like a fool, and Jenniedarla didn't raise no fool!"