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Illustration depicting a group of Spinda playing in the volcanic ash of Route 113 in Hoenn. The Spinda in the center has the most iconic pattern, the one used in most official Spinda art, the others are random, if you’re lucky, one might even be shiny!

#octillerink2025
Day 09 - Route 113

#pokemon #fanart 🎐

En kanin med en vaffel. På hovedet.

this is the photo in the "absurdity" article on Danish Wikipedia ("A rabbit with a waffle. On the head")

A single bright pink zinnia flower with a green leafy background.

Zinnia 🌱 #gardensky #FlowerReport #photography #bloomscrolling

there’s a small chance it always tasted like this plus some missing sweetener that had been masking the car pond funk

store stopped stocking my usual energy drink so i reluctantly used replacements until i saw theyre back in stock so i got some just cracked 1 open and it now tastes like water from a small pond someone drove their car into in 1980 (never got their car out; has been steeping in there all this time)

-that fluid on the wall is probably nothing

escape room affirmations:
-i know how to orient myself in a space
-i can find clues
-i can apply clues
-the narrative from notes left behind is pleasant and normal
-when i get out it’ll be to a nice place

relatively footloose and somewhat fancy free

Cardiacreports2 hairy athletes big pumper is failing him

Cardiacreports2 heart attack in 1 year

Cardiacreports2 meaty guy with a rare but dangerous arrhythmia

Cardiacreports2 Ryan is 35, a workout addict, a workaholic and and really heavy drinker. As a result he has a huge and unhealthy heart, perched inside a shredded physique He’s nude, in his chair when his huge body is wrecked by a massive widowmaker heart attack. With a low and guttural grunt he grabs at his chest and slumps back, dead within 30 seconds. His partner finds him and drags him into the floor. He calls EMS and administers fast and hard chest compressions. EMS arrives and hooks his chest up to an AED and continues efforts. Ryan is mercilessly pumped for 45 minutes before time of death is called.

found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

Top of a lacecap hydrangea blossom. The petals on one side are more pink and the other side more lavender.

Lacecap hydrangea 🌱 #gardensky #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling #photography

pic of a dog in a mostly submerged camp chair with a cold one that normally says "it's going to be okay but it's going to be different" but now it's edited, absolutely 0 effort style, to say "it's gogy but its going to be dog in wet chair"

a meme redraw comic of my robot ocs kristi, rick, and 13 sitting at a bus stop. in the first panel kristi points to 13 minding her own business and says "dilf detected" as rick lowers her glasses to observe. in the second panel rick asks 13 "what are your pronouns" and 13 answers "she/they". in the third panel rick leans back over to kristi and says "chat I'm going to try to rizz them up". fourth panel she lowers her glasses slightly and does a little dreamworks smirk as she turns back to 13 and says "your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself". 13's expression remains unchanged.

drawing of kristi and rick both doing the "eh, eto..... bleh!" pose, if you know that meme.

drawing of a very unimpressed looking cure gripping rick by the neck, as rick flails helplessly. robots don't need to breathe so she's fine and whatever led to this rick probably deserved it.

drawing of cure examining kristi, who is sitting on a box. from an open hatch in kristi's back cure extracts a piece of garbage and asks "How in God's name did a rotten orange peel get in your battery pack?" without losing her big smile, kristi answers "I lived in a garbage dump for six years!"

robot girls part 2

it’s that time of year again

three drawings of rouxls kaard, one from the waist up just standing there with his gay little hands, one of just his face exclaiming in shock, and one in a more detailed, anime-like style where he’s crying and sparkling.

had a sudden realization that somehow I dont think I’ve ever drawn the funniest character in deltarune

your only choice is to fujo out

better world edit

Pink astilbe blooming in feathery-looking plumes along tall stems

Astilbe 🌱 #gardensky #bloomscrolling

guy with erotic devotion in his eyes and stuck awe in his throat telling another guy what he means to him as a fellow straight man

Golden chain tree in full bloom. Long clusters of bright yellow flowers hang downward from many branches.

Our golden chain tree is in full bloom right now. The bees love it so much the whole tree seems to hum. 🌱 #gardensky #bloomscrolling #FlowerReport

a simple rendition of the lovers tarot card. a pink cat and an orange cat stand under an umbrella at a fork in a path. it is unclear whether they are joining or departing, or coming or going.

#catcrumb after a million years... i have finished another tarot card

Rough-skinned newts in a backyard pond.

We have so many newt visitors to the pond this time of year. Often, when I watch the newts they come and watch me back. 🌱 #Amphibians #newts #pond

Glandora diffusa or 'purple gromwell' ground cover with many tiny blue/purple flowers growing out of a low evergreen shrub.

I love how this groundcover really adds color to the garden this time of year. (Glandora diffusa)
🌱 #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling #gardensky

A small cluster of pink cherry blossoms growing on a lichen covered branch.

🌱🌿 #FlowerReport #gardensky

this and a freaking crisp cider

gwen i MUST rec u the mickey7 book and its sequel antimatter blues. take me w a grain of salt bc i did rly like the film too, buuut the books differ so heavily in ways that i love a lot . also mark ruffalo’s ***** impression is not there thank god

me, this too though

oh you’ve been practicing gratitude that’s really cool man. me i’ve been practicing ratitude [you notice several scurrying forms under my jacket]

just rediscovered frogs were one of the plagues and now this cover illustration feels a bit more like a threat

by jove if only i could recall that stuff with the locust swarms and river blood and all god wrought that one time
the favorable frog:

a drawing of my robot oc, kristi, laying on her back and staring upside-down at the viewer, her legs kicked in the air. behind her legs are the words "PLASTIC FANTASTIC LOVER" in large pink bubble letters.

a drawing of kristi and another of my robot ocs, rick, holding each other and smiling. rick is thinking to herself "It's a good thing she doesn't know I'm only using her as arm candy cuz she could do sooo much better than me". meanwhile, kristi is thinking "I know she's only using me as arm candy but it's not like I could do any better".

fantastic plastic