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“Chlorophyll, like the rule of law, is breaking down, turning leaves the most vibrant shades of yellow, orange, and red.”
My latest for Jane Austen’s Wastebasket. Please read and share.
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I laughed
08.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the first thing I think of when I see baguettes.
08.07.2025 17:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good bot.
25.06.2025 02:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Only God can judge me.”
My latest for Jane Austen’s Wastebasket. If you like it, please share.
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#Humor #Comedy #Writing
My ballot for the @nytimes.com 10 best movies of the 21st century. Please, no comments.
24.06.2025 00:17 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Having a spine is a wonderful thing.
28.04.2025 21:02 — 👍 52 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0j-archive.com
It’s a gem.
According to JArchive, that was against Kurt Bray. That’s an unfortunate draw for you. Condolences 😌.
23.04.2025 02:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I did. And more than once.
22.04.2025 22:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Thank you. Glad you enjoyed.
22.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For cozy mystery fans. I wrote something for Jane Austen’s Wastebasket. medium.com/jane-austens...
22.04.2025 03:19 — 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Thank you. Glad you liked it. I actually had to fly Spirit again last month. Still alive 👍
21.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lori, you promised me you wouldn’t.
25.02.2025 03:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mood.
04.02.2025 04:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hefty.
30.01.2025 03:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zero effort.
26.01.2025 22:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obscene.
25.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More like Frog(s) Every Day. Are we to know Brad by sight?
24.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess it’s frog every other day, now?
23.01.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sabrina wouldn’t pull out of the Paris accord.
21.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t trust her.
20.01.2025 01:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Emmett improves everything.
19.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Nespresso Popes
17.01.2025 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maverick the movie 👎
17.01.2025 01:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wall-eyed and wise.
16.01.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zeke was arrested Monday after he allegedly called the West Palm Beach Police Department from the mental health services unit of a hospital to report a bomb.
15.01.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s judging me. He’s judging you.
13.01.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inferior to yesterday’s.
12.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0