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I write: https://medium.com/@scott.w.shewfelt | I’ve won on Jeopardy! | High wizard of MS Paint | 2009 Selke Trophy finalist | Arrives in discreet packaging

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7 Men’s Cardigan Styles For The Fall (Of This Empire) There’s a chill in the air.

“Chlorophyll, like the rule of law, is breaking down, turning leaves the most vibrant shades of yellow, orange, and red.”

My latest for Jane Austen’s Wastebasket. Please read and share.

medium.com/jane-austens...

05.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I laughed

08.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the first thing I think of when I see baguettes.

08.07.2025 17:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good bot.

25.06.2025 02:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Words from the Newly Divorced Dad Who Wore a Turtleneck to His Daughter’s Outdoor Graduation A postgame interview

“Only God can judge me.”

My latest for Jane Austen’s Wastebasket. If you like it, please share.

medium.com/jane-austens...

#Humor #Comedy #Writing

25.06.2025 02:20 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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My ballot for the @nytimes.com 10 best movies of the 21st century. Please, no comments.

24.06.2025 00:17 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Having a spine is a wonderful thing.

28.04.2025 21:02 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
J! Archive The fan-created archive of Jeopardy! games and players--545,104 clues and counting!

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It’s a gem.

23.04.2025 04:47 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

According to JArchive, that was against Kurt Bray. That’s an unfortunate draw for you. Condolences 😌.

23.04.2025 02:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I did. And more than once.

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Thank you. Glad you enjoyed.

22.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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An Interview with the Lighthouse on the Cover of Every Cozy Beach Mystery “Modeling became my light in the darkness.”

For cozy mystery fans. I wrote something for Jane Austen’s Wastebasket. medium.com/jane-austens...

22.04.2025 03:19 — 👍 45    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you. Glad you liked it. I actually had to fly Spirit again last month. Still alive 👍

21.04.2025 03:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lori, you promised me you wouldn’t.

25.02.2025 03:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mood.

04.02.2025 04:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hefty.

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Zero effort.

26.01.2025 22:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obscene.

25.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More like Frog(s) Every Day. Are we to know Brad by sight?

24.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess it’s frog every other day, now?

23.01.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sabrina wouldn’t pull out of the Paris accord.

21.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t trust her.

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Emmett improves everything.

19.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Nespresso Popes

17.01.2025 05:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Maverick the movie 👎

17.01.2025 01:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wall-eyed and wise.

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Zeke was arrested Monday after he allegedly called the West Palm Beach Police Department from the mental health services unit of a hospital to report a bomb.

15.01.2025 05:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s judging me. He’s judging you.

13.01.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inferior to yesterday’s.

12.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best frog available

11.01.2025 04:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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