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J. P. Paradise

@jpparadise.bsky.social

Blaming on his boots the faults of his feet. Responsible, and offering no apologies for The Other Side Of Paradise podcast of short stories and audio plays.

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The bucket scene from Small Prophets

The bucket scene from Small Prophets

02.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Roger Waters - The Bravery of Being Out of Range
YouTube video by Roger Waters Roger Waters - The Bravery of Being Out of Range

youtu.be/JamLmpVOgE0?...

01.03.2026 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The grey wagtail. This should be immediately obvious by the large amount of yellow...

The grey wagtail. This should be immediately obvious by the large amount of yellow...

The yellow wagtail, obvious by the large amount of grey plumage...

The yellow wagtail, obvious by the large amount of grey plumage...

Here in the UK we are all in on this. For your delectation, the grey wagtail and the yellow wagtail...

20.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see your Cleethorpes and raise you a Weston-Super-Mare(Mud)

12.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Roland Orzabal, Tears For Fears, though he must have been there a few years before me.

12.02.2026 10:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A former Victorian(?) granary with a lot of ivy growing over parts of it, and several external doors at heights where you really hope they don't open.

A former Victorian(?) granary with a lot of ivy growing over parts of it, and several external doors at heights where you really hope they don't open.

The gloomy winter months has meant that things have been sparse on the DoD-spotting front. A nice day and a site visit turned up this fine specimen of multiple doomery in Gloucester Road, Malmesbury.

04.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

There's a time time and plaice for everything. Mullet over and don't carp on or you may flounder.

26.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cowboy Junkies - Southern Rain (Official Video)
YouTube video by CowboyJunkiesVEVO Cowboy Junkies - Southern Rain (Official Video)

youtu.be/BdtdHqwBBhE?...

11.01.2026 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Email from Google stating the clothing removing app violates their policies.

Email from Google stating the clothing removing app violates their policies.

On a positive note, at least Google took action when I reported it.

11.01.2026 08:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A phrase that is only likely to be heard at a village film club bar; "Steve; go into the gents and get a Rioja".

10.01.2026 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of an ad from YouTube for an app that suggests it can 'undress' images.

A screenshot of an ad from YouTube for an app that suggests it can 'undress' images.

Considering the furore over Grok's ability to 'undress' images I'm astounded (but probably shouldn't be surprised) that apps are being promoted on Youtube that do the same thing.

10.01.2026 09:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Street nameplate reading Cuckoo's Knob...stop smirking!

Street nameplate reading Cuckoo's Knob...stop smirking!

May I offer this from Wootton Rivers Wiltshire?

08.01.2026 15:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At least we've all forgotten about the Epstein files...

07.01.2026 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And, of course, big thanks to @adamcrowther.bsky.social

07.01.2026 12:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
BBC Upload logo

BBC Upload logo

Part of email from BBC Upload advising that my short story 'Just Desserts' is being played on the Adam Crowther show tomorrow (Thursday 8th Jan).

Part of email from BBC Upload advising that my short story 'Just Desserts' is being played on the Adam Crowther show tomorrow (Thursday 8th Jan).

More of the email stating when the show can be heard and on what stations.

More of the email stating when the show can be heard and on what stations.

Whoop! Whoop! More airtime for team Paradise. Many thanks to Jessica Bone, Michael Snook, Matilda Snook, and Alex Brunsdon for getting the production together. Massive thanks to BBC Upload for putting our little show out onto the airwaves.

Remember; if we can do it then so can you.

07.01.2026 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Close up of evil duck

Close up of evil duck

Took a photo of some widgeon at Christchurch years ago. Noticed later that one appeared to be shooting me a look of pure evil.

06.01.2026 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was sniff-testing an apparent faulty stove lighter to see whether any gas was coming out. When I clicked the button I found that it wasn't faulty after all and burnt all my nostril hairs. I could smell only singed hair for about a week.

06.01.2026 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Needs more tumblehome...

05.01.2026 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Acast Embed Player (cef500ab199baab1ec034567aa73957e2edebc56)

Lastest episode of The Other Side Of Paradise podcast is available. It involves some fictional fat-shaming...sorry about that.

embed.acast.com/6879823d0d2a...

05.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Religious banner of some holy chap either pushing an arrow into, or pulling it out of what looks like a fawn that he is cradling.

Religious banner of some holy chap either pushing an arrow into, or pulling it out of what looks like a fawn that he is cradling.

"Look, stop wriggling. You might feel a bit of a prick..."
"I might feel a bit of a prick? I feel a lot bloody worse than that, mate. I've got a feckin' arrow stuck in my back."

30.12.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A small table on which sits a podmic with pop filter and a sound blocker barrier behind, and a small laptop and headphones.
In the background it is clearly a spare bedroom with a cat tower visible on the left, because that's the kind of high-tech, professional operation I run.

A small table on which sits a podmic with pop filter and a sound blocker barrier behind, and a small laptop and headphones. In the background it is clearly a spare bedroom with a cat tower visible on the left, because that's the kind of high-tech, professional operation I run.

Another recording session? Who is the guest vocal talent this time?
Is it Sarge? No! Rosemary the telephone operator? No way man! Henry the mild mannered janitor? Could be...
Or it could be Roz Ambler...

29.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
2B Or Not 2B

Have a few minutes to lend me your ears? Have a listen to Wendy Withers perform my monologue '2B Or Not 2B', available on most podcast players and via YouTube.
open.spotify.com/episode/2ulX...

27.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a man in a brown jacket leans against a stone pillar Alt: A GIF from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, in which Tim Roth (Guildenstern) is asking Gary Oldman (Rosencrantz) 'Are you stupid?'

My favourite film, and my go-to when the outside world seems absurdly stupid. Which is quite frequent these days.

27.12.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
A Christmas Carol Redux

Merry Christmas one and all. And if you haven't heard it yet, today is the ideal day to gather round as a family, each with a glass of their favourite tipple, listen in, and be traumatised for the rest of the festive season.
open.spotify.com/episode/4EhX...

25.12.2025 09:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Article from March 2025 highlighting problems recruiting and retaining staff in the US shipbuilding industry.

Article from March 2025 highlighting problems recruiting and retaining staff in the US shipbuilding industry.

Article from November 2025 about a training backlog in the USN resulting in a shortage of 20k seagoing crew

Article from November 2025 about a training backlog in the USN resulting in a shortage of 20k seagoing crew

Article from August 2024 highlighting a manpower shortage in the naval support fleet.

Article from August 2024 highlighting a manpower shortage in the naval support fleet.

I foresee absolutely no problems at all...

23.12.2025 08:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Go on, tap the link... you know you want to...
(It's my Christmas Special and nothing dodgy)
embed.acast.com/6879823d0d2a...

21.12.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Lads On Tour

If you haven't heard it previously on the radio then you can catch it anytime, any place, wherever you get your podcasts.
Josh Hogan delivers a beautifully balanced and emotional performance with subtle backing music by Alex Brunsdon.
open.spotify.com/episode/1hfS...

18.12.2025 07:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When cooking a 'panzerschiffe', one should be careful not to set the temperature too high, else it will be overcooked, burnt, and spoiled.

17.12.2025 22:51 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
A Christmas Carol Redux

It's finally arrived! My new and somewhat irregular podcast series The Other Side Of Paradise. We kick-off with a rehash of the Dickens classic to get us in the Christmas mood.
open.spotify.com/episode/4EhX...

16.12.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An email advising that my short monologue Lads On Tour is to be aired again on local BBC Upload.

An email advising that my short monologue Lads On Tour is to be aired again on local BBC Upload.

What's this? A second bite of the cherry? This went out on BBC Upload in September. A mistake or repeat? Only one way to find out...listen in on Thursday.

09.12.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0