I asked for sunblock.
11.05.2023 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I asked for sunblock.
11.05.2023 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi I’m you’re Uber driver. Let me just finish this cigarette before I pick you up. Don’t worry, I have 20 black tree air fresheners—you won’t smell a thing.
09.05.2023 09:46 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0I wish there were more protests but, no lie, would be too scared of getting shot by a crazy 2nd amendment guy with an AR-15.
07.05.2023 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[Coca-Cola focus group 1892]
*everyone screams, throwing chairs through the window, trying to kill God*
CHEMIST: maybe slightly less cocaine
My favorite part of blue sky is the jokes. The jokes are so good.
07.05.2023 12:15 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0They’re playing Luscious Jackson in this place, a bunch of folks about to inflame their sciatica with some vigorous shuffling around.
05.05.2023 00:02 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0I have so much to say about this.
04.05.2023 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love New York. A grown woman, maybe in her 50’s, wearing a “birthday girl” crown and all subway riders wishing her happy birthday. 😊
04.05.2023 14:55 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why? Have you been talking about me? Have you been talking to other girls? Damnit Casey.
04.05.2023 13:07 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0