Memoirs of a Middle-Aged Str1pp3r - The Book

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Book cover. Black line drawing on a white background of a dejected looking women wearind underwear and laddered stockings. There is a 'nurses' uniform hanging on an old-fashioned coat rack next to here. There is some red in the picture, in the + on the uniform, the shoes and the writing. Writing reads - Memoirs of a Middle-Aged Stripper. Evangeline Embers. In the top right-hand corner are the initials BA (for Beul Athris Publishing).

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I keep trying to get my gardens like that but I fail everytime. Even flower beds have limited success.

I blast the DWP in my book but didn't scratch the surface of their incompetence.

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Three five star reviews and one three star - 5.0 out of 5 stars. Great writing, amazing read. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 2 August 2025 Very informative on a lot of important issues. Great read and will be reading it again in the not too distant future. 5.0 out of 5 stars An amazing read. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 June 2025 This is a well written and amazing read. It's thought-provoking, sad, disturbing, shocking, funny. The way the author was treated by the government, DWP, Atos and by many of the people she encountered on her journey is disgusting. It gives an intriging insight into how people on benefits are treated, how the disabled and long-term sick are treated, and how women in the adult industry are treated. An autistic person should never have been put in this situation. You'll never think about strippers and porn actors in the same way again. This book is highly recommended. 5.0 out of 5 stars. A fascinating, inspiring and thought provoking book. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 June 2025 At last! an honest account of the life of a mature stripper/model/performer. The writer explains so many reasons that women turn to this sort of life, and the problems they are likely to encounter. It tackles tough issues, and challenges any misconceptions the reader may have about the industry. All credit to the writers skill, bravery and intelligence for writing this book and surviving in such difficult circumstances. Also 'high five' for turning her life around so magnificently! A fascinating, inspiring and thought provoking book. ..... No written review for the three star one, which I glad about cos, let's face it, it's too late to change anything so what's the point of a critique? Also, the book isn't part of a series, it's a one-off. It is what it is and it is how it will remain.

White text on plain red background - I don't plug my book enough. So please - buy my book, buy my book, buy my book, buy my book.

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If I think it's dead on Farcebook it's positively dead, buried and skeletalised on here.

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I once jumped so violently with fright while watching a film while simultaneiously smearing moisturiser onto my mush that I slapped myself across the face. I missed the next part of the film cos I was p1ssing myself laughing.

My first royalties statement makes depressing reading. Really don't know why I bothered.

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Five star Amazon review from Kathy - At last! an honest account of the life of a mature stripper/model/performer. The writer explains so many reasons that women turn to this sort of life, and the problems they are likely to encounter. It tackles tough issues, and challenges any misconceptions the reader may have about the industry. All credit to the writers skill, bravery and intelligence for writing this book and surviving in such difficult circumstances. Also 'high five' for turning her life around so magnificently! A fascinating, inspiring and thought provoking book.

Aaaaaaahhh, my first book review!!! Thankfully is a great one. Thank you, Kathy xxxxx

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Amazon US link to the book - www.amazon.com/dp/B0F93J1VX7

Memoirs of a Middle Aged Stripper Memoirs of a Middle Aged Stripper [Embers, Evangeline, Hetherington, Mark] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Memoirs of a Middle Aged Stripper

Amazon US link to the book - www.amazon.com/dp/B0F93J1VX7

The front and back covers of the book Memoirs of a Middle-Aged Stripper by Evangeline Embers.

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After seven years my book is out. Available from Beul Aithris books (support independent book sellers) at - www.beul-aithris-bookshop.com/index.aspx?p... or from Amazon at - www.amazon.co.uk/Memo.../dp/B....

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