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33 yr old Irn Bru drinker. I do a blog series called Midnight Gaming if you're interested in reading. https://ejt3rd.carrd.co/ #gaming ๐ŸŽฎ Minors DNI!

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a screenshot fro the simpsons of a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign."

the text on the sign has been replaced with the following: "I do not welcome puritans, kink shamers, or 'anti shippers.'

I think you never bothered to unlearn the idea that some thoughts are โ€œsinfulโ€ and believe that โ€œsinโ€ = harm. 

please get better soon and stay the hell away from me until then."

a screenshot fro the simpsons of a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign." the text on the sign has been replaced with the following: "I do not welcome puritans, kink shamers, or 'anti shippers.' I think you never bothered to unlearn the idea that some thoughts are โ€œsinfulโ€ and believe that โ€œsinโ€ = harm. please get better soon and stay the hell away from me until then."

would you look at that it's tap the sign o'clock.

19.02.2026 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30 Years Later

18.02.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2201    ๐Ÿ” 610    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GORLS 2 @dillydoodle.bsky.social

19.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1588    ๐Ÿ” 279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a pink demon bunny named Heather, holding a joint in her hand while blowing smoke from her mouth. next to her is a purple demon bunny named Salem, who is nervously turning his head 

dialogue reads: 
Heather: yo lil bun! you wanna hit?
Salem: I-But
Heather: you'll be fine! don't be a baby! 
Salem: ok...

a pink demon bunny named Heather, holding a joint in her hand while blowing smoke from her mouth. next to her is a purple demon bunny named Salem, who is nervously turning his head dialogue reads: Heather: yo lil bun! you wanna hit? Salem: I-But Heather: you'll be fine! don't be a baby! Salem: ok...

Heather is laughing at Salem for coughing instantly after trying to smoke, taunting him 

dialogue reads:
Heather: god you're so pathetic haha! here lil bun, lemme show you~ 
Salem: wehh

Heather is laughing at Salem for coughing instantly after trying to smoke, taunting him dialogue reads: Heather: god you're so pathetic haha! here lil bun, lemme show you~ Salem: wehh

Heather kisses Salem on the mouth

Heather kisses Salem on the mouth

Heather pulls back from kissing Salem, shotgunning smoke in his mouth. there is smoke rising from both their mouths while a drool line is visible 

dialogue reads:
Heather: not bad huh?
Salem: yea...

Heather pulls back from kissing Salem, shotgunning smoke in his mouth. there is smoke rising from both their mouths while a drool line is visible dialogue reads: Heather: not bad huh? Salem: yea...

cw // drugs weed

she's a bad influence on him.

19.02.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1818    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Hey, rude awakening for everyone hoping theyll be able to coast by on discord's internal age identification

Palantir wants your info too

19.02.2026 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 513    ๐Ÿ” 370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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what an oddly friendly bottle of detergent

19.02.2026 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, its not actively harming anyone why should we let it bother us when someone likes something we donโ€™t like or arenโ€™t too big of a fan of? I never understood the impulsive need go comment on someoneโ€™s post hating the thing that brings them joy, its so weird.

18.02.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The drunk uncle theory.

You donโ€™t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows thereโ€™s safe people and better possibilities out there

16.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15504    ๐Ÿ” 3542    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 140

Those are old pictures from 2022 to 2023ish. Have more old pictures. Chasey is very old

19.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 530    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya know, taking a walk in the woods in valheim would be pretty relaxing so long as you don't have a bitch greydwarf in your ear.

Which you will..... very often.... jesus christ fuck off man i'm mining here.

19.02.2026 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Riilaxing on your timeline

19.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1475    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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that's rough buddy

19.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every time someone says something along the lines of "SAO is self-insert wish fulfillment harem slop" it tells me they have the media literacy of a 14 year old who cannot understand the idea of a 'theme' unless the main character looks right into the camera and says "this is the theme btw"

19.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This comic is available in a bundle! Get this and 29 other titles for $30 and support cartoonists!

itch.io/b/3495/the-c...

18.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@moderation.bsky.app Another account that has been compromised by a low life stank ass scammer ๐Ÿ˜ฃ They are sending messages to moots trying to scam them out of their accounts! Please look into this!! Moots please be careful!

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ @inkspotprod.bsky.social

18.02.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remembering when I made Yuru Camp plushies in like 2017 and not only was CR cool with me selling them, they even made an article about it and advertised my shop.

everything just sucks now, man

18.02.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you donโ€™t read old stuff youโ€™ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

18.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4757    ๐Ÿ” 1191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75
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tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure

tunshi studio fio figure featuring various items, including a sandwich to disguise the *very obvious* alternate blowjob face

18.02.2026 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Commission
#furryart #anthroart

18.02.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute horsegirl

18.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what a shy horsey :3

18.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7396    ๐Ÿ” 1406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Beamdog & Owlcat: RPG Masters | Humble Bundle

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Beamdog & Owlcat: RPG Masters | Humble Bundle

Beamdog & Owlcat: RPG Masters | Humble Bundle

Beamdog & Owlcat: RPG Masters | Humble Bundle

Beamdog & Owlcat: RPG Masters | Humble Bundle

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CRPG fans, this is the one youโ€™ve been waiting for! Beamdog & Owlcat: RPG Masters features:

- Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader
- Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous
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18.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Why are we letting an Israeli-owned company lobby Irish legislators, especially when regulating short term lets could make a real difference to the housing crisis?

18.02.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sports!

18.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Tillโ€™s memorial for decades.

Itโ€™s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.

18.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9472    ๐Ÿ” 3727    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60
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Demon Tides drops TOMORROW on Steam! It's such an honor being able to voice Roc in this incredible project. Amazing Story, Super fun Platforming, so many diverse settings and characters, and an earworm soundtrack! She Demon on my Tides until I--

#indiegame #steam

18.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 371    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Cat boy vacation ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

18.02.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ˜ 

18.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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