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Michael Jochum

@notjustadrummer.bsky.social

Drummer of 50 years who’s played and recorded with Jackson Browne, Korn, Jonathan Davis and everyone in-between. Have played on 100s of television and movie soundtracks as well as live TV, American Idol, Joan Rivers and Muppets Tonight as Animals muse.

73 Followers  |  105 Following  |  174 Posts  |  Joined: 16.07.2025  |  1.7602

Latest posts by notjustadrummer.bsky.social on Bluesky

Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes are such unmitigated pieces of shit that actual feces are offended by the comparison.

01.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can’t spell Erika Kirk without 3 K’s.

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The liar and thief The Liar, the Thief, and the Manufactured War for America’s Soul

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29.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Seven Deadly Sins “The Gospel According to the Seven Deadly Sins”

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27.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Golden Jets and Empty Tables Golden Jets and Empty Tables

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27.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dr. Trump Will See You Now Dr.

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27.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Feast of a Few The Feast of the Few (or, How to Starve a Nation in Style)

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27.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump “Peace Agreement” The Gospel According to the Grifters

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26.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

History warns us every time: fascism ends only through revolution. Too many still refuse to listen. The point of no return isn’t coming, it’s here.

26.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump war for forever  Trump’s War for Forever: Dictator in Waiting, Empire in Decline

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25.10.2025 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Gospel according to Pete Hegseth  The Gospel According to Pete Hegseth: America’s New Religion of Brutality

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23.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The $230 million coincidence The $230 Million Coincidence

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23.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SHATTER “When a nation mistakes cruelty for strength, it has already surrendered its soul.”

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22.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Great American Heist The Great American Heist: How Trump and His Billionaires Are Burning the Republic for Fun and Profit

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22.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The billionaire bail out  (or, The Great American Shakedown)

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22.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Parasitic politics The Parasite Never Left the Host

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21.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The big, beautiful bullshit The Big Beautiful Ballroom (or, Big Beautiful Bullshit)

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21.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Arc of the Moral Universe Unraveling  (or, The Gloves Come Off)

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20.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not representative of this country (The Gospel of the Inferior)

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20.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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The theater of outrage They keep building the theater of outrage and calling it a movement.

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20.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No Kings No Kings, No Cowards: A Letter to the Pretend Billionaire King

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18.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nobody’s paying us to hate Trump.
It’s volunteer work, a public service born of conscience.

18.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hate to break it to you, trump, nobody’s funding this outrage. We hate you organically. Locally sourced. 100% homegrown democracy.

18.10.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, Trump, no one’s paying us to protest. We do it from the heart. It’s our tithe to democracy. You inspire hate the way gravity inspires falling.

18.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To the people who say they like me best when I’m not ranting about politics: I like me best when I’m not ignoring fascism.

18.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We Hate Him For Free By Michael Jochum

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18.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“He doesn’t want to fuck with the U.S.,” Trump said, speaking from the White House during a lunch meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Lunch hour in America: kids home from school, TV on, and the “president” says Fuck. Trump just made history…again, for all the wrong reasons.

18.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing says “presidential” quite like dropping the F-bomb on live national TV in the middle of the day. Class act, Mr. President.

17.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let them eat cake Let Them Eat Cake (and Throw the Rest to the Dog)

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17.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When a president calls citizens “scum,” he’s not defending the flag, he’s desecrating it. Real patriots show up October 18 to remind him who it belongs to.

17.10.2025 19:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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