Nick of the Northbank

Probably bigger than Simba mattress ads

I once had a painter in myself house who, having been to the zoo that weekend, had only just found out that meerkats were “right small, not how they look on the telly”.

That’s the West Ham back line for you

So weird to see Taty Castellamos in the shirt of West Ham rather than the garish novelty shirt of my fifa 2024 ultimate team.

Illinois Democrat Running For U.S. Congress Goes Viral With Genius Attack Ad—On Herself

Beat 'em to the punch.

Fully expecting to be skeeting “come back simba all is forgiven” within five mins of turning this on

Good news:

no other president can do it

Bad news:

there will now be no other president

Sim Ba and Matt Tress could be a West Ham CB pairing.

Was bored of that West Ham frontline of Sim Ba and Matt Tress.

It seems to be a universal issue

TNT has like blown up

homer simpson from the simpsons is screaming with his mouth wide open and his fist in the air ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is screaming with his mouth wide open and his fist in the air

I don’t actually have a simba mattress but if I did….

FUCK OFF SIMBA MATTRESSES

#tntsports

Yep I’m lying on the floor tonight in protest

Stock market is just LLM / predictive text

Wall Street was the OG LLM - discuss.

At last someone who can clearly remember Spurs winning the league

For your consideration.

(If you like mind bending sci fi)

This is how I access Bluesky

X is a platform that enabled the mass production and distribution of CSAM.

The British Right’s Permanent War Fantasy How the Telegraph, Mail and GB News turned a dangerous global conflict into another excuse to shout “weakness” and a supplicating audition for Trump’s approval.

Trump bombs.
The Telegraph screams humiliation.
The Mail screams betrayal.
GB News screams weakness.

And all of a sudden a complex global crisis becomes yet another loyalty test to American power.

The UK deserves better than this performative war hysteria.

🐻

I cartel yet

An hour ago I barrely knew anything about it yet now, as a man on bluesky, oil give you a crude explanation, or drill down further if you

what do you mean I’ve been reported those puns were well good BLEEEEEEEP

Why is Brent Cross suddenly so popular

Three hours ago I barrely knew anything about it

I can provide a crude explanation

Oil explain it for you.

Polls have closed in the first of this year's five German state elections, in prosperous Baden-Württemberg. It's looking like a remarkable win-from-behind by the Greens under @oezdemir.de. Full results over the course of the evening.

Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

My favourite pairing musing since Coriolanus and Frankenstein.