Nick of the Northbank nicktheinventor

Absolute madness.

04.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t Teetering a village in Lincolnshire?

04.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation Epic Meltdown

04.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

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I don’t think I can take much more than this.

Fuck it we go again.

04.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I’m not sure I believe you xxx

04.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminds me of that old South Park ep where the kids get hooked on an online game and end up playing 24 hours a day in Cartman’s basement with his mom bringing them Cheesy Poofs and occasionally refreshing their “poop trays”.

04.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The trap door yawns. It veritably GAPES.

04.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because I have his lovely tears to drink

04.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Right, I’ve had time to digest this evenings results and on reflection HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

04.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a silhouette of a man and a woman in the rain ALT: a silhouette of a man and a woman in the rain

Standing underneath Hurzler like

04.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This guy should have had like 4 reds this season

04.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They suffer from Main Carrickter Syndrome

04.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Season ends with scene in which the WMDs appear in the shower with Bobby Ewing.

04.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Run it back

04.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As I landed in Manchester I’m keeping quiet

04.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok just landed and that is all legitimately HILARIOUS

04.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok that is legitimately hilarious I am laughing on the tarmac

04.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trouble is that was the one you called during the away game at wolves

04.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I get off this plane to somehow discover we ended up with a win I will… well I will spend some of this flight deciding what I will do BUT IT WILL BE GOOD

04.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At last something we fans have in common with an Arsenal footballer

04.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well Netherlands but it was work!

04.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Probably need some successful balls over the press now Kai is on to make them retreat a bit?

04.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are all playing through the pain when it comes to this game

04.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back to uk

04.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t even

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04.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I agree but I guess it’s some weird plan to compensate for Gyokores failing to hold it up

04.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

About to get on a flight.

Airplane mode bring it on!

04.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So would have been one for him to do his get sucked deep thing.

04.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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