Dave chasinbirdeeee - Bluesky Statics

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

28.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 1321 🔁 288 💬 23 📌 1

Add in the “one and only one transfer” and we are cooking with gas.

28.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally turning a dial marked 'bombing' and constantly looking to grandpa like a contestant on the price is right

28.02.2026 13:32 — 👍 400 🔁 61 💬 2 📌 0

More like “Bored of Peace”

28.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation Epstein Fury

28.02.2026 10:51 — 👍 2415 🔁 617 💬 35 📌 15

Eh, he's fine. Just a crash after gettin' good and coked-up for the State of the Union. It happens. bsky.app/profile/atru...

27.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 42 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0

Someone get me Hegseth on the phon….oh Jesus Christ.

27.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh … that’s real

27.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We should just get on with the impending stock market crash.

27.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🗣️

27.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What if we made a chart that said nothing more than the 🤷‍♂️ emoji?

26.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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@nytimes.com

26.02.2026 12:14 — 👍 1938 🔁 681 💬 59 📌 34

I don’t think people understand what’s this means: MEDICARE AND MEDICAID ARE BLOCKING ALL WHEELCHAIRS, WALKERS, CANES, INSULIN PUMPS, GLUCOSE MONITORS, CPAP MACHINES, NEBULIZERS, BEDS, CRUTCHES, COMODE CHAIRS, BED SORE PRESSURE PADS, CHAIR LIFTS, OXYGEN TANKS, BREATHING EQUIPMENT, to name a few.

25.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 1466 🔁 922 💬 99 📌 69

We desperately need one of DT's cronies who rely upon DME to ring him up tonight and put an end to this ... kinda like what happened with the TSA Pre-Check embargo over the weekend.

25.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have got to be fucking kidding me

25.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a painting of a priest eating a hot dog with mustard on it Alt: Guzzling that glizzy

25.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

24.02.2026 23:06 — 👍 6556 🔁 812 💬 106 📌 70

25.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People never need an invitation to show their ass 🤨

24.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He brings every broadcast down

24.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was there as well. Can still see that throw in my mind.

Decent throw gets Hosmer (who is a pest) at home and things are different.

24.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lucas Duda liked that throw 🥺

24.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They are each more than a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

24.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

tl;dr: even the biggest shitheels get tired of showin’ their asses.

24.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And even less of it is going to happen

23.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best SOTU approach for Dems would be to show up en masse, let DT cook, and laugh like a sitcom studio audience whenever he says dumb shit. Infinitely replayable across news and social media AND it would piss him off.

Of course this requires Dems to align on something and that's impossible...

23.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Portnoy knows no depths that he won’t sink to. Deplorable piece of shit.

22.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jack Hughes forever ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

22.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Correct

22.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can absolutely confirm this. Tariffs put in place by Biden admin are severely impacting my employers business.

22.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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