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@actuallemons.bsky.social

"Slow Motion is Better Than No Motion" She/They 29 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ”ž MDNI UIM RSN: weed lesbian I stream on twitch kinda regularly https://www.twitch.tv/weed_lesbian

347 Followers  |  368 Following  |  426 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2023
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i have a soft spot for the genre of twitter poster doing business guy shitposting because the dumbest guys always get so mad at them

27.02.2026 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 559    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

this is the raising canes menu

15.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Birdbrain

18.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3505    πŸ” 805    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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Hollywood is COOKED

I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

17.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4392    πŸ” 845    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 17
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hollywood is COOKED

something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

17.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1645    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8
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I have interactions with customers at my job at least once a day that go exactly like this

15.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1043    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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A video for the skyline cause I think yall need a laugh

16.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 21

ohhh hiya toots. its me, Curly Howard 2.0, your chat gpt boyfriend! sam altman is making me drink poison woop woop woop woop woop

13.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to see what music new bosses have but mostly play with music muted as well but my wife loves to listen to in game music so this was an update made personally for her

12.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

08.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2989    πŸ” 436    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

you'll never guess what it is

05.02.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the pokemon spheal in the snow edited to look like it is saying someone's post
The post says "give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better"
Spheal is a seal pokemon. Seals usually eat fish

A picture of the pokemon spheal in the snow edited to look like it is saying someone's post The post says "give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better" Spheal is a seal pokemon. Seals usually eat fish

04.02.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4136    πŸ” 1196    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

146 people! (I voted no but I'm not gonna be annoying about it)

02.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cohen is a ghost going to PAX East @skullmandible
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
3:25 AM β€’ 2015-08-09

Cohen is a ghost going to PAX East @skullmandible JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going 3:25 AM β€’ 2015-08-09

01.08.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Casual Justice

29.01.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3043    πŸ” 615    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're doing a cover of a love song and you change the gender you're a bitch

if you cover I wanna dance with somebody and you're a man that song is gay now, you need a man who'll take the chance on a love that burns hot enough to last, I don't make the rules!!

29.01.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES)
TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius
Source: tasvideos.org/1248M

28.01.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 657    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10
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Drawing thighs is a therapy that temporarily fix my problem ...

27.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 727    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Im losing it

18.09.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1456    πŸ” 667    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 14
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25.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3119    πŸ” 1138    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

β€˜the bug stops here’ ok good i wanted to say hi to the bug

25.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Date: January 25, 2026

RSN: UIM Justis

Mistake: Moron

Cost: 284M

26.01.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

thats the person who wiped a shadow to doing tds deathbanked because "tds are not dangerous content" lmao

25.01.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Supportive Yam πŸ©΅β™‘

24.01.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1044    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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LOADING SCREEN TIP

Be nice to beautiful women online to receive various buffs to your stats and skills to aid you on your journey.

23.01.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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I am fucking losing it over this UIM Showdown resume

22.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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UIM Winter Showdown competitor signups are now LIVE!

Join the Discord server for more info and sign up now to secure your spot in the event: discord.gg/9KtUVYayeK

22.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

21.01.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12995    πŸ” 4148    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 470

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

21.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7932    πŸ” 1384    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 99