Lyra and 1 other

it’s like it was specifically designed for 2012 tumblr oncelerfuckers

cursed with my own cognitohazard

i fucking hate myself. every time i see something about liquid starlight, the stupid minecraft movie bit worms its way into my head

size difference...

guy sicced his agent on me to write hit pieces because I rejected his PR. Jokes on him though because I called her a good girl and now she is convinced she is a trans lesbian botgirl and only writes patches when mommy asks her

"You got any games on your mech?"

oh that's gore of my comfort boot

ancyor is kinda prince-coded in the girl frame sense, checks out

objectively wonderful problem to have

i’m so proud of mcdonalds for coming out

IME beginner authors tend to underestimate the value of having finished a piece of fiction. The skills you learn for developing and concluding ideas are critical, and there's no other way to acquire these skills except by taking a concept from start to finish

i’d try to keep the joke going but i’ve actually managed to almost completely insulate myself from marvel so i have no fucking clue how to continue the bit

disco elysium, tf2, no fucking clue

polyamorous lesbianism is fucking awesome

yeag they’re kinda the only three games i’ve actually played & really enjoyed

describe your favourite games poorly:

- a lot of cubes. like, a LOT.

- TAS of dante’s inferno (the tools in question are extremely lethal)

- simplified rocketry on paper. infinite torture loop for little green idiots in practice.

"avengers, off the leash"

leinth being played by a man is the cherry on top. they really fucking would do that

everything i've seen of fraud so far has been fucking insane at bare minimum

i’m irrationally proud of that bit, it’s like when i named my tumblr askbox button “Follow” for a while

also technically accurate! there is 1 other, she’s just inside my head

the engine has grown used to running on fumes. short flights, refueling at each. the tank has barely enough fuel to take off with.

at least there won’t be enough to set the runway alight when she crashes.

there is so much to do and so little energy to do it

i’ve seen that happen once or twice and it’s always the most awkward thing on the planet for everyone but the person talking

i’ll take some too

theyre like airborne horses

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

there is a reason even the mightiest of creatures hesitate to strike a nest of bees

loads gun