2151. She's at 2151, by the way.

HER GOAL WAS 1702.

OH MY GOD
SHE'S INSANE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had to put everyone on pause so I could make sure I could keep track of when box #2000 came up so we could sell it to her friend at Council. 🤣 Now if y'all want/need more cookies before the season closes on the 15th, go for it.

Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

Ok y'all. You can have free reign on the cookie link. Go crazy. My garage is officially empty of booth cookies. My crazy brilliant, beautiful, wild girl officially sold out of her entire stash of cookies today.
Buy whatever you want from her link.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/alice6...

How about another update?
More online sales went through.

1962. 🤣🤣🤣

She was a fucking riot. Boston accent, usually 🍌 🥽 🍃 as hell or drunk as shit on the weekends. 6 kids, including Irish twins and a set of actual twins at the end. It was an insane family and I have some crazy ass stories from the almost 5 years I was with him.

HARRY YOURE A WEEK EARLY.

My ex's mom used to say she was going to stuff his dad and set him up on the couch with a beer in his hand so... 🤣🤣🤣

And I cannot shake down another person. 🤣 So if Taylor is watching our feed, now is the time for her to do something with that lurking. 🤣

Anyone want an Alice cookie update? 🤣

She was at 1775 when we started our last few booths today...

She ended today at 1947.

She has 178 boxes left in the garage. If she sells out, she's at 2125.
If she sells out tomorrow, I need Taylor to get her to 2500 because she wants to be CEO for the day

Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/alice6... it's open for shipping and donations until the 15th!

She's going for 2000 with a sell out!

I am so proud!!!

And they just repeatedly show up for her. I told her she really needs to run for the court of the spring festival when she's old enough bc she has a genuine chance. She's just a good soul and people just love her. 😭😭😭 I did something right.

She's something special. The auxiliary ladies were like "she's just so charming." She just has some kind of love spell on her because everyone just falls in love with her. This whole community we live in knows her and loves her since she was 5 and ended up on the news bc her garden was smashed. 1/

My child's cookie inventory.

SHE'S INSANE KP. SHE'S GOING FOR 2000 NOW.

She's planning on selling out the rest of her inventory this weekend. 🤣🤣 (346 boxes by the way.)

I think she's going to record a thank you to all the Gaylors tomorrow because you guys really helped her out a lot!!

You wanna know what her crazy ass is doing now?

GOING FOR 2000 BY SELLING OUT THE REST OF WHATS IN MY GARAGE.

OH MY GOD...SHES INSANE...

@kpinreallife.bsky.social @lifeofap.bsky.social @lavendergay.bsky.social @trashbandit666.bsky.social
@spellingisfunlor13.bsky.social I can't remember who else wanted to know when she hit her goal 😭

Alice sells box #1702 to her very proud Daisy troop leader, who taught her to sell cookies as a tiny 5 year old.

Alice proudly holds a sign that she colored that says I DID IT while posing with her Daisy troop leader who is holding a box of Adventurefuls, box #1702 sold.

Can I have your attention? I have an announcement!

Tonight, Alice sold box #1,702 to her former Daisy troop leader who issued the challenge to sell 1701 boxes after Alice said "I sold 1,626 boxes, which is almost as many as our troop sold my first year!"
She officially hit her goal!

Same. I guess I'm blocked too.

LOL. In MO, they've always been called the rotten fish trees or the BV trees. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

During appointments, it would probably really help her. Right now, she's using speech to text on her phone on Google docs and it's meh because it doesn't understand her well.

I honestly think AI would help my daughter so much, because she has a written expressive language delay. If I could find an (ethical) AI program that could listen to her, actually hear and understand her, and transcribe what she's trying to say like what her pediatrician uses for note taking 1/

THANK YOU!!! Those are the words I didn't have! I kept coming up with ethical, but I didn't have the rest of it.

Same here in MO!!

Since it's close to the house. We don't want to fuck *that* up. So for now, we just go out every spring and cut the branches back from the house and from the wires. And we use it as the home for the fae for the kids faerie garden.

moinvasives.org/pear-buyback/

The MO Conservation Dept will "buy back" your Bradford pear trees here. 🤣🤣🤣 You submit a photo of your cut down Bradford pear tree, and they will trade you a native, non invasive tree for free. We plan on doing it with one in our backyard as soon as we can afford to have it professionally cut down 1

And AFABs with ADHD are more likely to start perimenopause earlier than AFABs without ADHD. Love that for us, right?

And BDILH tour visuals are FULL of religious imagery.

She's AMAZING. She's seeing my entire family, 4 year old Max included, for various neurospicy stuff. And she actually listens to us. And she's a member of the alphabet Mafia. Lol.

I really want to tell her all about Gaylor, but I don't want to scare her. 🤣