Shrimpie's digging his new Simba hoodie. #circleoflife #lordshrimpie #straightouttadownton

"Lickspittle" is a word that should be used much more often. #whoresandlickspittles #hotd

It's been a Sunday of Cs - coffee, canines, cinnamon, cookies, cannabis, and now a crave case. #weknowhowtoparty

A customer jokingly asked my boss how to keep me in line.

"Can't do it. We just aim her."

I feel seen.

I made my calls today. #5Calls

He's the only one who I haven't made contact with.

5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

Unfortunately, politics control our quality of life. I want to protect that, so I'm taking time to make AT LEAST #5Calls a day to our elected officials. Make the time, please join me. 5calls.org

I don't remember a POTUS warning us of pain, particularly not by his own pen in the first two weeks.

"Good morning!" - a very sleepy Shrimpie
##DogsofBluesky

None of it does.

Well, fuck.

What exactly is he "ordering"? SMMFH

I think he would've gotten a kick out of that. I miss his cufflinks.

You're right!

Just blocked a dude pretending to be Gerard Butler. #creep

Sign the Petition Missourians Against Missouri SB 72

A Missouri Senator thinks it'd be cool to put a bounty on immigrants, along with other things. I signed this petition because it's NOT COOL. Join me. #NoMOSB72 www.change.org/p/missourian...

What's sad is that those who hate drag queens would prefer this.

Thank you.

We have those hedgehog things to replace sheets, but my husband occasionally uses them, and, well...

Well, Shrimpie snagged another dryer sheet.

Game on.

#DogsofBluesky

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

Would love to donate but the link sends me to Go Fund Me's home page.

Overheard in a wine shop:

"Every once in a while, I'll open a Napa Cab if I'm feeling slutty."

Okay, that was me. #winesky #Napa

Outside of my work, we have an abandoned pair of gym shorts that keeps moving around the parking lot. Once again, I have questions.

It's easier to hate than love. Not sure if I read that somewhere or not, but it's true.

Bought Shrimpie a great new toy, but he found a dryer sheet. #DogsofBluesky

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