Bill Smiley

But Jeffery Epstein's dead...

I get what people are going for with the "Draft Barron" stuff but I think it would make the point better if it was someone Trump knows personally

Remember when he put out videos of him dressed all tacticool but clearly out of shape fighting "antifa?"

Everyone is 12.

So long Shitty Big Boss.

Lol Dan Crenshaw got primaried.

Highlight of seeing FRANKENSTEIN though was RFC running trailers for all the movies they were showing this week...

...which included the trailer for LEPRECHAUN since that's this month's Friday Night B-movie.

I can see why they shortened it.

Kinda falls into the problem of "person adaptating a story they love so much they end up being a little too close to it."

Well that was certainly a Frankenstein adaptation.

Enjoyed it and Elordi was good but I think I preferred the half with all the crazy Guy Davis production design.

That's Fleetwood Mac.

Coming to see a picture about a Frankenstein.

Leon and Ashely encounter the mysterious merchant in the original RESIDENT EVIL 4.

"Do you just follow him everywhere?"
"Lady, he's puttin' my kids through college."

"Does the fact one of his surrogate kids also adopted a surrogate kid mean Leon now counts as a GILF?" The most heated, violent discussion in the entire history of RESIDENT EVIL fan spaces.

"Is the Punisher AuDHD?," God's perfect forum thread, enshrined on a gold record and sent into space

...also my laptops clock seems to be randomly resetting.

Uh...are these signs my laptop is gonna crap out soon?

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Bluesky autocorrect B L U E S K Y.

But when I using my laptop or phone wifi bluesy acts screwey...but this is the only thing acting screwey on either device?

...yeah, whatever wrong with Bluesky has something to do with either my laptop or...my internet service? Because I'm not having a problem with posts / notifications not appearing when I'm on my phone's mobile service, which I was earleir...

Okay, trying something.

There's definitely an "fetishing the exotic foreign thing" element to it.

Like yeah, THE KILLER smokes every Van Damme, Norris and Seagal vehicle combined without breaking a sweat but Wong Jing wasn't exactly making George Miller or McTiernan lose sleep.

Yeah, I can understand why so many early American releases of POLICE STORY cut the phones scene...yeah, Jackie's physical comedy in that bit is great but woooof at the rape jokes.

modern day slang is starting to sound like stuff the mutants would say in The Dark Knight Returns. “Leader don’t jestermaxx on Batman. Leader say he mogged Batman”

...versus *ugh* "American action movies" only ever saw shit like ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA or HARD BOILED and never sat through movies that were as made quick and on the cheap as any Cannon film and made you endure some absolutely *rancid* comedy / tonal whiplash to get to the action.

SHE SHOOTS STRAIGHT isn't the most egregious example of it - Joyce Godenzi is a fucking baddie and the action by Corey Yuen comes at a good clip - but it does have stretches that make me think: yeah, all those video store nerds who crowed about the inherent superiority of Hong Kong action cinema...

It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why they hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

Motherfuckers speed running the Nazis fuck ups in WWII.

Goddamn it, somebody give me the missile controls...

Got an ad on Facebook for a comic that was all "It's like JOHN WICK fucked SUICIDE SQUAD."

So generic edge lord action comic, got it.