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he/him. Average musician and averager cosplayer. Cat daddy. Tabletop RPG enthusiast. Technically an IT professional

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!!!FINAL EVO OF POMBON HAS LEAKED!!!

-name is Pompeii
-first PokΓ©mon to have a 0 Speed stat
-Fire/Fighiting typing

27.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 765    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
27.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2020    πŸ” 686    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
021. Dogsong (UNDERTALE Soundtrack) - Toby Fox
YouTube video by Toby Fox 021. Dogsong (UNDERTALE Soundtrack) - Toby Fox

You ever just
youtu.be/EWP9Nr7IxUU?...

27.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

27.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9273    πŸ” 2645    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 35
the-unflappablewolf
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a star trek shirt?
94.5%
total stranger in a star wars shirt?
5.5%
99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden
thebaconsandwichofregret
No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

27.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5018    πŸ” 1070    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 171

I wish the Kansas state government a very merry jump into a woodchipper

26.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink

cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/not-po...

26.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2009    πŸ” 644    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 40
Dracula Flow meme

We smokin' symbiotes

Dracula Flow meme We smokin' symbiotes

26.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup".

In the second frame, it says "suplex a train".

These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup". In the second frame, it says "suplex a train". These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

'sup

14.07.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaay I love this book. The whole series is very fun.

25.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21882    πŸ” 7926    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 63

I feel like they’d piss each other off but internally think β€œdamn that guy rules though”

25.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

A screenshot from Resident Evil Requiem

Resident Evil Requiem is goofy, shlocky, and excessive, but it is also a masterclass in refinement, a tour de force of gameplay that arrives only after 30 years of lessons learned.

Requiem is Resident Evil at its finest.

Our review: gameinformer.com/review/resid...

25.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 18
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Reigns: Complete Set is $1.99 on US eShop buff.ly/r4gfTLX

25.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
you're the man now dog!

you're the man now dog!

Post old memes to confuse young people

24.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1878    πŸ” 469    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 371

If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain

24.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1403    πŸ” 739    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 25
A screenshot of an Android app. Text:

β–² Nearby Glasses

Smart Glasses are probably nearby
Device: Unknown
RSSI: -42 dBm
Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E)
Company: Meta Platforms, Inc.

This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning.

Debug Log

[19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID

(0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID

(0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm)

Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

[19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

A screenshot of an Android app. Text: β–² Nearby Glasses Smart Glasses are probably nearby Device: Unknown RSSI: -42 dBm Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E) Company: Meta Platforms, Inc. This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning. Debug Log [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:40] Unknown (-50 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:41] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-34 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:42] Unknown (-57 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:43] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:44] Unknown (-42 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-40 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E) [19:08:45] Unknown (-63 dBm) Meta Company ID (0x058E)

I made an app.
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby.

I hope it's useful for someone.

Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple
github.com/yjeanrenaud/...

It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

23.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1939    πŸ” 994    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 74
Dracula Flow meme

I'm movin' different. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'm a dog.

Dracula Flow meme I'm movin' different. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'm a dog.

24.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

did will navidson teach you people nothing

24.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I'll be locked in!

24.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8088    πŸ” 623    πŸ’¬ 634    πŸ“Œ 48
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you fucks, you goddamn sonsa fucking bitches. you bat fucking pieces of shit!!!! i'm completely fucked

store.steampowered.com/app/3265700/...

23.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we collectively tired of this as a nation? How much more must we endure?

23.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 2

I know in like two years late on this but it’s amazing how much more fun to just play Cyberpunk 2077 is now compared to release (even discounting all the bugs and performance issues)

23.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as if evangelion didn’t have enough endings already

23.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Wuthering Heights on Friday and that certainly is a movie.

23.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting β€œMy Daily Schedule”

15.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
Office space printer scene

Office space printer scene

We gotta beat windows 11 to death with a bat if we are to progress as a society

23.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 535    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub

When’s your birthday?
22nd of February. 
What year?
Every year.

HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

22.02.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5458    πŸ” 1230    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 34