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LA based tv/film editor πŸ”œ GOETIC 🀍 formerly THE LAST DRIVE-IN / BuzzFeed 🀍 horror whovian trekkie knitter 🀍 she/her 🀍 garmonbozia

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I actually think the even numbered Star Trek TOS movies AND the odd numbered ones are great.

28.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! I’m on a plane right now but will accept asap! I’m a pretty regular gift giver too

27.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am 497383029565!

27.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bad AI Goonies poster with unrecognizable Goonies

Bad AI Goonies poster with unrecognizable Goonies

The 80’s Cruise (same company as the Star Trek Cruise) using AI slop for decorations is disappointing

27.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This does not belong on the Star Trek cruise.

26.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had moved there to work on a show called The Last Drive-In and it seemed like such a good omen at the time. What a cool actor.

18.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have a good Tom Noonan story but like a week after I moved to NY he was standing next to me on the subway and it was such a thrill.

18.02.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild that as a literal child I was overly invested in The Bud Bowl.

09.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Story of my life

07.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to stick around but saw you had plenty of support for Tatu and i had to rest. So yes i went too hard for Doctor in Distress again 🀣

07.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

06.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Gerard Butler couldn’t have possibly been the Phantom in the 2004 Phantom of the Opera. I have clearly lost my mind.

29.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All I wanted was a Greenland. Just one Greenland. And she wouldn’t give it to me.

21.01.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy!!

20.01.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey everyone,

We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history.

Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!

14.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2829    πŸ” 1701    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 27

No, it was just a lyric in the song.

10.01.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s a Godard quote but does anyone remember a song, probably from the 90’s/00’s that had the lyric β€œall we need to make a movie is a girl and a gun"?

10.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Those social media smear campaigns against women, especially queer women, laid the path to people celebrating the murder of a queer woman by a man in a uniform who called her a β€œfucking bitch” afterward. They unlocked the entitlement and rage to cheer gender-based violence from the online sidelines.

09.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2212    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 13

You ever watch the entire Lord of the Rings extended fan credits scroll and try to see how many people you know?

04.01.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nickelodeon magazine with Pete & Pete and Dana Carvey

Nickelodeon magazine with Pete & Pete and Dana Carvey

Billy Jack for president button

Billy Jack for president button

Christmas treasures

26.12.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would 100% put in my yard

23.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Help bring the 1990 cult film The Final Sacrifice to Blu-ray!

Help bring the 1990 cult film The Final Sacrifice to Blu-ray!

WE HAVE ONE WEEK TO HELP GET THIS DONE!
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P.S. - Following every account that shares this post!

21.12.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

Almost every series I watched this year cold have been an hour and a half movie and would have been better for it.

21.12.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched a premiere screening for a horror film I edited and I got too grossed out and had to look away. I’m going to take that as good sign!

20.12.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just please don’t give it any money. 🀣

18.12.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

EVERYBODY WANTS SOOOMEEETHIIING, THEYLL NEVER GIVE UPPPPPPP

18.12.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Monterey Jack

17.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three Billboards. I’m still mad.

17.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The vibe is always off in a Stater Bros.

17.12.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they made AI to get us to stop complaining about bad CGI.

13.12.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0