Electric Chimp

[eyeing her plate] babe will you please pass me a strand of spaghetti

Truth hath no confines.

Wild turkeys off the menu in Maine after ‘forever chemicals’ found in birds Contamination of wildlife with Pfas, which can increase risk of cancer, a growing problem in US

The Trump regime is literally allowing this stuff to be sprayed on our food.

Happy Thanksgiving, American pals.
I love Planes, Trains & Automobiles for many reasons but the main one is for John Candy’s subtle reactions at the end. An ambiguous mix of melancholy & happiness moves across his face & undercuts the overt sentimentality.
What a fine actor he was.

the thanksgiving to thankstaking pipeline

💯

sorry killing us en masse is hard on you bro. maybe you should take drastic measures in your personal life to do the world a favor

being culled violates my right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness your honor

soak me in au jus like one of your french dips

"Ren & Stimpy": a wrought-iron gate for a "SHADY/BRAIN FARM", against an ominous grey cloudy sky and autumnal tree branches

this is where I post from

I'm a lot thinner these days, but if I eat until I'm full every meal, that's what I look like before too long

"The Ren & Stimpy Show": "Galoot Wranglers": a galoot (muscular, fat, & body-haired white dude) in the desert of the American southwest, panting and dazed from the heat, just before passing out. He is in nothing but tighty whities.

nice to see my body type represented in media

It’s not an understatement to say that this fight, led by indie media (myself included), are engaged in a battle for the preservation of our first amendment rights against multiple local law enforcement and federal agencies—all of whom are wanting to keep kicking our shit in indescriminately

best Wang Fish Sausage this side of the Mississippi

I use a black plastic tooth comb

christ - you have a license for those kind words??

my friends are real. those little dying kids? just tiny dots i don't have to think about bsky.app/profile/scru... youtu.be/XSeezsPw550?...

Burn me at the stake like one of your French girls

good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor they are all equal now

it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney

didn't I see you volunteering at that county fair last week?

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

Same

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

it's a reference, to a rather famous movie

or maybe everyone is just busy with "loved ones" rn

Last week, Charlie Brown entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Charlie, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly.

my favorite shot of the movie

National Guard soldiers didn't sign up to be deployed as local police indefinitely as part of someone else's political stunt.

They're not set up to be local police, they never should have been deployed.

The headline needs to be that this happened on Trump's watch. Kash Patel, Kristi Noem and Donald Trump allowed this to happen.