Electric Chimp

Trump standing on the roof of the White House for some reason

Next time Trump goes up on the White House roof someone HAS to tell him he’s too much of a coward to jump, he’s too weak to do it, bawk bawk bawk bawk chicken

gods bless Best Coast life

yeah - and my grad program rewarded the grad students who threw out everything we were taught was sacred in education and instead violated what we were taught was good and powerful in helping students

academia is a fascist machine with a liberal paint job. deal with it.

[democratic party consistently polls worse than trump]

"Democratic party leadership is sacred!"

We have to crush the Republican party! Even if there’s an organization in the future that uses that name, it has to be radically different than the one that exists right now.

[THE CROWD CHEERS]

And then we have to do likewise to the Democratic party.

[I AM PELTED WITH ROCKS, BOTTLES AND OLD FISH]

did ai tell trump to go on the roof

that's the only way I can get through an Inge play

just going to eat pinto beans out of the bag idgaf

and even that goes to shit in the game, and likely would irl

🔥🔥🔥

rich people just doing it how they want to do it, everyone else be damned

is an obviously *horrible* way to run any society, let alone the most massive empire in human history, especially as global warming threatens to reduce us to eternal feudalism

but hey: I'm not a fascist so what do I know

I have much more doubt than hope for corporate space exploration/ventures

"ignoring protocols, using 'intimidation tactics' and exploiting regulatory loopholes" is how our entire system operates

I wonder why it's turning out the way the titan submersible did

Got some unexpected freedom in my day, going to spend it crying

Got laid off today. And it's not just me. It's a bloodbath. I imagine many other universities are doing this.

What a fucking time to be alive.

just wondering, since our conversation is clearly what got him up on the roof

Happy Trump on roof day to those who celebrate

I'm [redacted] multiple times this week, in addition to a meeting and a training

I never get tired of reminding people that famous celebrity Donald Trump's very first appearance in the New York Times was when the Nixon Justice Department sued him and his father for refusing to rent to black families.

liberals with megaphones having massive gotcha reactions to utterly irrelevant thoughts

rubes leading the rubes

woah - this you, yo? bsky.app/profile/hele...

last night, I do some roof posting, follow up with a reply to it this morning

and now he's on the roof

apparently he's one of my followers - a mutual??? bsky.app/profile/elec...

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No shade if he dives head first to the ground. I'll respect him more, actually

Jordan Peele as an overly adrenaline-amped basketball player post-game, telling the kids at home that they can do anything, that they can literally fly - as Keegan-Michael Key's sports reporter character looks on in horror

"Mr. President, You *can* fly!!"

he's gonna do it

Sabotaging people’s lives and then ranting on about what’s wrong with them

damn - should've woken up as a crab. I keep putting that off