Electric Chimp

telling the ladies that I'm something of a brat brat

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maybe humanity's just a backdrop for the main event of clown porn

it's kind of like mrame fogging but also kinda different

*takes off my glasses and rubs the bridge of my nose* kids, I’m too employed to know or care what frame mogging is

this is putting america first

Early Iran strikes cost $5.6 billion in munitions, Pentagon estimates The figure, accounting for the war’s first two days, is likely to intensify concerns in Congress that U.S. forces are churning through a scarce supply of advanced weaponry.

Might be some good reasons for the U.S. Constitution to require congressional authorization prior to the expenditure of blood and treasure in war—rather than leaving it to the whims of one man.

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the latest one put in refrigeration

all of the universe is centered on this decade

fuck that I'm venturing deep into the Himalayas, to the depths of the ocean - even into outer space

I will *find* that hour and bring it back to my people

(if you've read the (absolutely incredible) novel, you understand)

I'm old enough to remember 9/11

may not have been in LOTR but he did slay a balrog

now I just feel boring, which I guess is an improvement, but

experiences like that* are why I went straight edge

*having to clean up coke & baking soda

I think I finally got out the trauma that made me so annoying

it was also the first time I remember seeing my dad

I thought I'd taken the charge out of it before, but I had not

ancient bro who spouted technobabble to sell stone tech

This senator hasn’t done a thing for his state in decades. All he does is scream on tv about how much he loves the man who hates him.

"beware the idea of March" - shitty first draft

big money backs him saying this/doing this, or he wouldn't do it

For those who think art can't change the world: since the release of “Footloose,” not one town in America bans dancing.

post your favorite LOTR character. wrong answers only

Exclusive: AI Error Likely Led to Iran Girl's School Bombing Pentagon investigators believe a bombing of a girls' school in Iran on Saturday likely resulted from inaccurate information provided by AI.

No, it's not an AI error. It's an error made by the person who decided to use AI for targeting. It's an error that should be punished, harshly. By a vigilante mob if necessary. thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-ai...

achy breaky cloachy

Depraved. As private prisons make billions off this.

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This experiment of putting the worst people in charge of government should be over.

Trump deploys 'Doomsday' nuclear command planes to the Middle East The US military has reportedly launched multiple planes which can survive a nuclear war as the crisis in the Middle East escalates.

"Despite being originally rolled out 40 years ago, the E-6 is still viewed as America's most survivable aircraft that can carry out this potentially world-ending mission without failure"

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proud of you yo

probably normal

He’s hearing voices in his head and plans to murder them.