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Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky

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to quote Cyberpunk "Style over substance"

04.03.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd much rather use Arabic numerals for math

cxiv
times lxiii

doesn't appeal to me

04.03.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you're not that innocent

04.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tillis: You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time in training it, and then you have the audacity to say it’s a leadership lesson. You killed a goat and said it was behaving badly. You’re a farmer β€” you don’t castrate a goat, they behave badly.

03.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10626    πŸ” 2618    πŸ’¬ 530    πŸ“Œ 376

spike strips are actually the sincerest form of flattery

04.03.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

r. frost, the master of 'yo' poetry

04.03.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Family of autistic 25-year-old killed in police shooting calls his death 'senseless and callous' "Alex was a kind, loving, and enthusiastic person, and a bright light in the community," family said in a statement to WMAR-2 News.

CW police, death

Jesus Christ.

25-year-old autistic man just moved to an apartment specific to disabled adults, calls police as a wellness check saying he may harm himself, gets shot and killed just next to the building he moved into because he held a knife.
www.wmar2news.com/infocus/fami...

04.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

the atlas-shrugged to atlas-stomping-down-peasants-like-ants pipeline

04.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why οΏΌthey hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

02.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3065    πŸ” 734    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 22

get ready for this in every election for the foreseeable future

04.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ken Paxton is on the ballots for which Ken Paxton is now putting his thumb on the scale.

04.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Did security for *four* events, from Saturday morning to Monday night. while being sick. after working a five-day week w long commutes on bike

after not getting a weekend for more than a month, because of doing security & training & such

so yeah: I'm taking a few days off work while I get un-sick.

04.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crazy that the secdef is threatening to slaughter ice/cbp/dhs agents

04.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%)

Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose
U.S. adult citizens
39
Party ID
Democrats
14
Independents
35
Republicans
68

uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%) Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose U.S. adult citizens 39 Party ID Democrats 14 Independents 35 Republicans 68

Per The Economist/YouGov, half of Americans support ABOLISHING ICE.

Literally, "abolishing."

yougov.com/en-us/articl...

03.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3850    πŸ” 1069    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 133

That’s a 29 point swing. In Arkansas.

04.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

definite shortage of thunderdomes in america these days

04.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to see him run in terror again like he did on January 6th

04.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

petition to kick texas out

04.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I live in a state that might conclude both John Cornyn and Dan Crenshaw are β€œtoo woke.”

04.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

the one who isn't Mr. Floyd

04.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up, babe, new commercial for Linux just dropped

04.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

President Trump has unleashed violence from Cyprus to Pakistan.

04.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS Reports suggest that Microsoft may be gearing up to launch Windows 12 this year, which will be a modular and AI-focused OS.

Everything about this sounds terrible 😬

04.03.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 795    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 507

the party faithful know it's both a war and not at all a war

04.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This β€œit’s not a war but a special military operation” is very Kremlin March 2022. As is the propaganda that we are not starting a war but ending one. As is the confusion of oligarch media as it tries to be faithful in the confusion…

04.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2453    πŸ” 718    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 21

the baby is the new driver

04.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not taking an 8pm nap i'm slowblinkmaxxing

04.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Bo French - who has called to deport Native Americans, frequently uses the R-word, pals around with Jack Posobiec, recently asked his followers if Jews or Muslims pose a bigger threat to America, and gleefully called the day SNAP benefits lapsed "National Chimp out Day" - currently leads with 41%

04.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

clearly the only reason he didn't win is the rigging

04.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0