Electric Chimp

being part of the West means taking part in bloody imperialism

the u.s. detailed a lot about his home but not his junk drawer bc if americans found out how impressive it was it would completely change our view of him

a man in a green shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open . Alt: Kirk & McCoy on the bridge of the Enterprise, making knowing nods with little 'yup' frowns going, with Kirk's being vaguely smirky & ironic - back & forth in a gif time loop

catfish & I meeting like

that's why people run for senate

Apparently as a sitting U.S. Senator, I would be free to break the arms of as many servicemembers as I can stomach.

AOC: He impulsively went in on Venezuela. He impulsively went in on Iran. It led to increased global instability and every time he’s done that, it has been consistent with a spike in what is happening with the Epstein files. I think that he feels existentially tied to it.

Asked if he'd vote to authorize war with Iran, Democratic Senator Jack Reed says no, "except for activities defending the state of Israel."

Damn, imagine the range of emotions you’d feel if you find out it happened by hearing the words “President JD Vance”

damn. truth. that's how I became special

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities

McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.

if the movie I'm watching is too loud, let me know and I'll turn it down

Odie's love

such a classic. that 90s cover ruined the song

Did they ever find that Leslie Miserables?

then you're garfield

do you berate a cartoonist on the regs who cleans up your waste

the wee lass Miserables

“Almost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.“

A double-tap strike on little girls at school.

tech bros drinking glasses of water while george-ai speaks

"None of the funds provided in this Act may be used by the [CIA or DoD] to furnish military equipment, military training or
advice, or other support for military activities . . . for the purpose of overthrowing the Government
of Nicaragua..."

Somehow Iran-Contra funding restrictions seem relevant

I had a friend who did that. at San Quentin. She was cool so they warned her when not to come into work so she could avoid riots

I considered doing [Monarch voice]. might have been a better post idk

how about mayo have its own line of clear sodas

the straight stuff, mayo+mustard soda, mayo+onion soda, mayo+beef soda

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

We need better Democrats.

Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

there's no excuse for putting your hands on someone like this unless they're trying to hurt someone. all of these people should be fired. all of them should face charges.

Walz: "There are no Somali folks in the Epstein files"

these absolute *bastards* who run the world

the world will never know

Chris's conviction was overturned & he's been out of Angola since November, but the state is *still* trying to reinstate his guilty verdict & death sentence. The family of the girl he was accused of killing now believes deeply in his innocence & has filed a remarkable amicus brief: