Done! ๐
21.09.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@mulva74.bsky.social
Here for the hullabaloo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o4e2g63pfxp2tvmuqcsaxfds/feed/aaaa6ljtognhq
Done! ๐
21.09.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Some day Iโm going to actually take an interest in sports and go watch a live baseball but please know Iโm going to be cheering for the beer and hotdogs
21.09.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 2This bromance is only gonna work if you put in the high-fives, bro.
19.09.2025 10:33 โ ๐ 103 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Don't get too attached, eventually my community service order will be completed.
19.09.2025 10:53 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0BRB taking ayahuasca before this teams meeting
19.09.2025 10:59 โ ๐ 137 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 2asked my 8 yr old what she wants from Santa this year. with no hesitation,"rip away pants"
19.09.2025 11:09 โ ๐ 223 ๐ 47 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 1If you vigorously shake your hands after washing them in the public restroom, you still have to use 2 paper towels.
17.09.2025 18:45 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 41 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 0All the voices in my head usually come up with a pretty good skeet.
18.09.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 131 ๐ 62 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Who called it a church collection and not a pay per pew?
18.09.2025 12:29 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Classy af ๐๐
18.09.2025 13:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I taped a copy of your profile pic to my vibrator. I laminated it first.
18.09.2025 12:12 โ ๐ 222 ๐ 67 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 1I saw you up shitposting with the dawn. You look especially beautiful in the morning light. Nuff said.
15.09.2025 12:50 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Substance abuse, but it's me just sipping on my coffee
12.09.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 67 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1I stop being weird when I'm asleep
13.09.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 64 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Who needs a doctor when WebMD can ruin your day for free
16.09.2025 01:55 โ ๐ 114 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so youโre not special
17.09.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 105 ๐ 51 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1instead of being loud, imagine being mysterious
15.09.2025 03:47 โ ๐ 74 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0if you canโt handle me at my worst donโt text me at all actually
15.09.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 79 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I enjoy my hot dogs like my men, carcinogenic and likely to kill me.
30.08.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 57 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I'm not leaving my house without Hulk Hands ever again.
15.09.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 126 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Iโll take one Etsy witch hex, please. Do you offer overnight shipping?
13.09.2025 16:05 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Okay, which one of you sickos saved my skeet?!
15.09.2025 12:17 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I havenโt murdered a single person this morning. Please clap.
15.09.2025 12:38 โ ๐ 99 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1They are glorious
18.09.2025 12:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Did you know they make fast acting edibles?
Letโs time this shitโฆ
Live
Laugh
Light yourself on fire
If you ever feel isolated while driving in the dead of night, just turn on your high beams. Another car will be there in a fricking jiffy.
13.09.2025 02:28 โ ๐ 273 ๐ 83 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3Summer is coming, and you can tell, because my tubes of sunblock are building up a massive load to dump all over me.
18.09.2025 11:03 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0When Iโm 75, Iโm going to be the biggest whore
18.09.2025 01:02 โ ๐ 107 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 4How can you expect to flush me with dopamine, then hang me out to dry? You inhuman monster.
18.09.2025 12:10 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0