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Here for the hullabaloo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o4e2g63pfxp2tvmuqcsaxfds/feed/aaaa6ljtognhq

1,015 Followers  |  311 Following  |  397 Posts  |  Joined: 10.02.2025  |  1.8175

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Done! ๐Ÿ˜Š

21.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some day Iโ€™m going to actually take an interest in sports and go watch a live baseball but please know Iโ€™m going to be cheering for the beer and hotdogs

21.09.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This bromance is only gonna work if you put in the high-fives, bro.

19.09.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't get too attached, eventually my community service order will be completed.

19.09.2025 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BRB taking ayahuasca before this teams meeting

19.09.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

asked my 8 yr old what she wants from Santa this year. with no hesitation,"rip away pants"

19.09.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you vigorously shake your hands after washing them in the public restroom, you still have to use 2 paper towels.

17.09.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the voices in my head usually come up with a pretty good skeet.

18.09.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 131    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who called it a church collection and not a pay per pew?

18.09.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classy af ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

18.09.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I taped a copy of your profile pic to my vibrator. I laminated it first.

18.09.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 222    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I saw you up shitposting with the dawn. You look especially beautiful in the morning light. Nuff said.

15.09.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Substance abuse, but it's me just sipping on my coffee

12.09.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I stop being weird when I'm asleep

13.09.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who needs a doctor when WebMD can ruin your day for free

16.09.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so youโ€™re not special

17.09.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

instead of being loud, imagine being mysterious

15.09.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you canโ€™t handle me at my worst donโ€™t text me at all actually

15.09.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I enjoy my hot dogs like my men, carcinogenic and likely to kill me.

30.08.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not leaving my house without Hulk Hands ever again.

15.09.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™ll take one Etsy witch hex, please. Do you offer overnight shipping?

13.09.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, which one of you sickos saved my skeet?!

15.09.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t murdered a single person this morning. Please clap.

15.09.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They are glorious

18.09.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you know they make fast acting edibles?
Letโ€™s time this shitโ€ฆ

16.09.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Live
Laugh
Light yourself on fire

17.09.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

If you ever feel isolated while driving in the dead of night, just turn on your high beams. Another car will be there in a fricking jiffy.

13.09.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Summer is coming, and you can tell, because my tubes of sunblock are building up a massive load to dump all over me.

18.09.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Iโ€™m 75, Iโ€™m going to be the biggest whore

18.09.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

How can you expect to flush me with dopamine, then hang me out to dry? You inhuman monster.

18.09.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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