What's the sketchiest dive bar In LA now that the King Eddy has closed?

"ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DORK?"

The tactless East Coast boomers that frequent my restaurant are my training wheels for exposure therapy in terms of being confrontational. I just told this old guy not to leave this trash pile with chewed gum exposed on the table when he leaves.

Can't Hardly Waiting To Exhale

Just your basic, throwback, cut-and-paste kinda gal.

If I had a brick and mortar vintage store I'd call it "Next Door to Glass"
#streetcar

@drchristhompson.bsky.social a lil good news while you're away ...The Pantry is reopening!

"I'm not poly. I'm a relationship anarchist". Sorry bro, that's WAAAY too self indulgent. You're a relationship amoeba. No "boundaries", the ability to grow and morph and some weird little hairs growing randomly. RELATSH-MEEBS. #fixedit

Possibly my favorite thing ever? Inter-species animal hangs.
Sub genre: animals riding other animals.

OKLAHOMA: circa 2025
"Hot take! The Talking heads are considered punk!"

Oh it's not the music I'm mad about. I've recently developed a personal vendetta against fiddle players.

the only time the fiddle player isn't bringing bad vibes/insufferable content is if they are Irish.

Maybe once. I've had custard. I've just never heard of Andys

Midwest thing? Doesn't matter, I'm in.

Guess what? I'm a mustard loyalist now. French's Dijon.

Just imagine if Wes Anderson could write for women.

Need to know how they are!

I floated the comparison of Manhattan Clam Chowder vs New England Clam Chowder to drive home the difference between New Mex food and CA Mex and the Midwest guy I'm talking to finally got it.

Can we stop with the myth of the "skinny margarita"? Just order a ranch water and get over yourself

Nobody:

Me: CLAP*CLAP*CLAP
expressing my own mint when the tiki drink arrives at the airport bar.

I have definitely ridden in a vintage sidecar. 💜

Before I die, but hopefully a lot sooner than that I need to ride in a rumble seat.

Bar manager just now: Miller High Life is champagne for babies.

Not drinking a Mexican Coke straight out of the bottle? That's a paddlin.

The only good waiting room is the one at the vet. Side quest animals!!!

This is why I'm terrified to text people too late. (I am rarely in a position to text them too early)

Dumb hat = PBR

So we've got Possum Kingdom by the Toadies and A Good Idea by Sugar. Where are the songs where a woman lures a man into a rowboat and sets him on fire?

Those ketchup packets may seem like a trivial size, but let me tell you adults have NO idea how much ketchup they need. Pools of red on empty plates, over and over. Wait, did I just write and emo song?

Guitar with hidden tuning pegs= not sexy. No, I can't elaborate.