If I had a nickel for every time my wife attempted to transport an unsecured plant in the car and it spilled soil all over the console, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
14.12.2024 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy new year, someone in our building burned some plastic and pulled the fire alarm. now we're "getting to know our neighbors" around the patio fire pit
01.01.2024 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
great way to spend a flight
04.11.2023 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
recently convinced my wife to get Clear solely to get through TSA faster. the best side effect is we are no longer required to show up to the airport two and a half hours early, then sit at the gate for an hour. glory be.
04.11.2023 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
C: I was thinking --
Her dad and I, simultaneously: UH OH
20.09.2023 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
at the post office...in a long line...
C: <whispers> I think there should be a line for people who know what they're doing and a line for people who don't know what they're doing
09.09.2023 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just watched the extended highlights for yesterday's Man City win. Have to say my only complaint is the kits we wore. Yeesh.
12.08.2023 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
At this point, I'm collecting Twitter alternatives like Thanos collecting infinity stones. Anyways, hope this place is better than what Elon has turned Twitter into.
12.08.2023 16:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0