gaycie

AYYYOOOO

thinking about a version of eXistenZ where the game is developed by David Cage

🐶 just returned from the liquor store with mike's and vodka

just told a friend that i was born to be a Watson to a hot lady Sherlock

i have not consumed any alcohol yet

:3

woof

ewwww what

ty!

🤞

you're so right! 💜✨

oh damn that's crazy 😵‍💫

saw my exfwb on hinge (we ended super neutrally and chill) and they're so fucking hot sooooo i sent them a like. here's hoping they/them pussy is back on the menu

wuff >w<

a white, fat, soft, ass. i lay on my side, pulling one leg up. you can see the curve of my back and the gentle divot of the small of it, inviting touch

i said MUTT BUTT

DEATH wtf saying that to a beautiful woman like you!!!!

that's true, legally obligated

my blind friends have told me that horny images deserve horny alt text!!!!!

it's a nude I'm really proud offffff fuck youuu

dhdhdj yeah that's me :3

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

HEHEHEHE happy to be of service!!!

so fucking stupid that you have to enable nsfw via desktop

as in injection or as in political violence? LMAO

HOLY SHIT

omg one second

wait the hotel trivago guy????

I feel like i should watch a movie or play a game or something after dinner idk

edible: taken
shot: taken + cocktail mixed
hotel: trivago

i'll fucking say it: you should only ever have to clean a kitchen once. it should just magically stay clean after you do it one time.

damn at least im in good company

proof???