Cyanide

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Most of the abilities people are posting about have been around since gen 3 (the first to introduce them) as well

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

A meme in the style of the Pokemon game Pokopia for Nintendo Switch 2 turning the title into a verbose light novel title: I Accidentally Destroyed KantO and Was Reincarnated As A DIttO So Now I Must Atone for My SIns By Rebuilding Kanto Brick by Brick And Discovering The Power of Friendship

If Pokémon Pokopia was a Light Novel

#Treetops Emit #Ultraviolet Sparkles During #Thunderstorms. Researchers Just Filmed It in Nature for the First Time

Link for more info and photos: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t...

a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

so we're... ignoring the tiger? tigers ain't cats?

Normalsville population is going to decline significantly after this arc

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

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Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

I've been saying this for about 10 years

Bro didn't they end evangelion

get owned canada

goalie is the fuckin goat so it is tied but we are getting shat on

We r highkey getting absolutely dumpstered in this hockey game

only a little bit

Finally hit 500 hours in sg
...I'm really bad at playing the games I like

Hooray for our Golden girl!

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

found my 3ds outta nowhere plus the games too but it’s just the worst zelda game and two pokemon omega rubys for whatever reason

Miss My Ni

open.spotify.com/track/72D0eb...

Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk holding a big pink balloon that says "DON'T EVEN" on its side. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch him walk by from a window, and Grandma says "I need one of those."

14 Feb 2026

also the guy who hit someone on stream in his cybertruck a few months back