(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)
BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?
BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?
(Beartato thinks.)
BEARTATO: I don't know.
REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?
EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!
(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!
(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
06.03.2026 19:03 β
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Most of the abilities people are posting about have been around since gen 3 (the first to introduce them) as well
06.03.2026 13:03 β
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pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.
06.03.2026 08:28 β
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A meme in the style of the Pokemon game Pokopia for Nintendo Switch 2 turning the title into a verbose light novel title: I Accidentally Destroyed KantO and Was Reincarnated As A DIttO So Now I Must Atone for My SIns By Rebuilding Kanto Brick by Brick And Discovering The Power of Friendship
If PokΓ©mon Pokopia was a Light Novel
04.03.2026 18:36 β
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#Treetops Emit #Ultraviolet Sparkles During #Thunderstorms. Researchers Just Filmed It in Nature for the First Time
Link for more info and photos: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t...
03.03.2026 21:52 β
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a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits
Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.
02.03.2026 06:13 β
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most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
28.02.2026 01:53 β
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so we're... ignoring the tiger? tigers ain't cats?
28.02.2026 14:52 β
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Normalsville population is going to decline significantly after this arc
27.02.2026 17:50 β
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27.02.2026 17:43 β
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26.02.2026 13:20 β
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26.02.2026 01:38 β
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it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
25.02.2026 19:36 β
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?
25.02.2026 10:55 β
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23.02.2026 20:01 β
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Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult
23.02.2026 10:36 β
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I've been saying this for about 10 years
23.02.2026 11:38 β
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Bro didn't they end evangelion
23.02.2026 11:36 β
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get owned canada
22.02.2026 15:53 β
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goalie is the fuckin goat so it is tied but we are getting shat on
22.02.2026 15:15 β
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We r highkey getting absolutely dumpstered in this hockey game
22.02.2026 15:15 β
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only a little bit
21.02.2026 20:10 β
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Finally hit 500 hours in sg
...I'm really bad at playing the games I like
21.02.2026 19:38 β
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Hooray for our Golden girl!
20.02.2026 16:34 β
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βMake bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.β Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.
the video game industry is a mess
20.02.2026 01:02 β
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found my 3ds outta nowhere plus the games too but itβs just the worst zelda game and two pokemon omega rubys for whatever reason
19.02.2026 06:51 β
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Miss My Ni
open.spotify.com/track/72D0eb...
18.02.2026 22:26 β
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Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk holding a big pink balloon that says "DON'T EVEN" on its side. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch him walk by from a window, and Grandma says "I need one of those."
14 Feb 2026
14.02.2026 18:17 β
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also the guy who hit someone on stream in his cybertruck a few months back
14.02.2026 18:36 β
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