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Senator Dave McCormick

@davemccormick.bsky.social

U.S. Senator for Pennsylvania. Husband, father, Army veteran, and businessman. Committed to delivering results for every Pennsylvanian. Parody. Parody

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Yes. I am finally coming out!!

31.07.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only facts from this Senator

24.07.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This weekโ€™s Energy and Innovation Summit was only the beginning.

20.07.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I host my weekly coffee with co I know our Commonwealth has the ability to power Americaโ€™s energy and AI future because I see it every day. We have the energy resources, the skilled workforce, the elite research institutions, and the grit and determination to lead the way.

20.07.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I host my weekly coffee with constituents, I always tell them that Iโ€™m going to attempt long โ€œHail Maryโ€ passes. But itโ€™s not out of desperation.

Itโ€™s because I believe in Pennsylvania to my core.

20.07.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two pictures on of MTG with her mouth open and a Blow up doll with her mouth open.

Two pictures on of MTG with her mouth open and a Blow up doll with her mouth open.

Am not going to mention Epstein for a while, so here is MTG and her look alike.

19.07.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shut up stupid bitch

20.07.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I regret nothing.

20.07.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sorry! Shut up LOSER bitch

20.07.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's 100% on the list.

20.07.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

19.07.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13292    ๐Ÿ” 2034    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 272    ๐Ÿ“Œ 286

Shut up bitch

19.07.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ๆˆ‘็š„็†ฑๆƒ…๏ผŒๅฅฝๅƒไธ€็›†็ซ
็‡ƒ็‡’ไบ†่‘—ๆ•ดๅ€‹ๆฒ™ๆผ 
ๅคช้™ฝ่ฆ‹ไบ†ๆˆ‘๏ผŒไนŸๆœƒ่บฒ่‘—ๆˆ‘
ๅฎƒไนŸๆœƒๆ€•ๆˆ‘้€™ๆŠŠๆ„›ๆƒ…็š„็ซ

ๆฒ™ๆผ ๆœ‰ไบ†ๆˆ‘๏ผŒๆฐธ้ ไธๅฏ‚ๅฏž
้–‹ๆปฟไบ†้’ๆ˜ฅ็š„่Šฑๆœต
ๆˆ‘ๅœจ้ซ˜่ฒๅ”ฑ๏ผŒไฝ ๅœจ่ผ•่ฒๅ’Œ
้™ถ้†‰ๅœจๆฒ™ๆผ ่ฃก็š„ๅฐๆ„›ๆฒณ

ไฝ ็ตฆๆˆ‘ๅฐ้›จ้ปž๏ผŒๆป‹ๆฝคๆˆ‘ๅฟƒ็ชฉ
ๆˆ‘็ตฆไฝ ๅฐๅพฎ้ขจ๏ผŒๅน้–‹ไฝ ่Šฑๆœต
ๆ„›ๆƒ…็š„ๅฐ่Šฑๆœต๏ผŒๅฑฌๆ–ผไฝ ๅ’Œๆˆ‘
ๆˆ‘ๅ€‘ๅ€†็š„ๆ„›ๆƒ…ๅฐฑๅƒ๏ผŒ็†ฑๆƒ…็š„ๆฒ™ๆผ 

ๆˆ‘ๅœจ้ซ˜่ฒๅ”ฑ๏ผŒไฝ ๅœจ่ผ•่ฒๅ’Œ
้™ถ้†‰ๅœจๆฒ™ๆผ ่ฃก็š„ๅฐๆ„›ๆฒณ

ๆˆ‘็š„็†ฑๆƒ…๏ผŒๅฅฝๅƒไธ€็›†็ซ
็‡ƒ็‡’ไบ†่‘—ๆ•ดๅ€‹ๆฒ™ๆผ 
ๅคช้™ฝ่ฆ‹ไบ†ๆˆ‘๏ผŒไนŸๆœƒ่บฒ่‘—ๆˆ‘
ๅฎƒไนŸๆœƒๆ€•ๆˆ‘้€™ๆŠŠๆ„›ๆƒ…็š„็ซ

ไฝ ็ตฆๆˆ‘ๅฐ้›จ้ปž๏ผŒๆป‹ๆฝคๆˆ‘ๅฟƒ็ชฉ
ๆˆ‘็ตฆไฝ ๅฐๅพฎ้ขจ๏ผŒๅน้–‹ไฝ ่Šฑๆœต
ๆ„›ๆƒ…็š„ๅฐ่Šฑๆœต๏ผŒๅฑฌๆ–ผไฝ ๅ’Œๆˆ‘
ๆˆ‘ๅ€‘ๅ€†็š„ๆ„›ๆƒ…ๅฐฑๅƒ๏ผŒ็†ฑๆƒ…็š„ๆฒ™ๆผ 

16.07.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

True. The Turks should give their land back to the Greeks they stole it from

16.07.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations!!!

16.07.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

abcnews.go.com/Politics/watergate-tapes-infamous-185-minute-gap-nixons-secretarys/story?id=47926329

Seen this before, huh?

16.07.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I believe that because of President Trump's leadership, weโ€™re all going to look back on this day and say that this was a seminal moment in the history of our Commonwealth.

Thank you, Mr. President and all those who made today possible.

16.07.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I am proud to partner with President Donald Trump
and the business leaders here today to drive a new era of industrial growth that helps make America energy dominant while creating jobs and opportunities for working families across Pennsylvania. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

16.07.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epstein didn't kill himself.

15.07.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No it doesn't.

16.07.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I have been hacked, I have been hacked by the truth.

14.07.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pennamiteโ€“Yankee Wars - Wikipedia

That land never belonged to the vile Connecticut Yankees. They occupied it, and were driven out. I resided, at times, in Connecticut to assert the dominance of the Pennamites as part of a centuries-long tradition.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennami...

14.07.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heads will roll.

14.07.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia should be turned into a sea of irradiated cobalt up to the Urals. Epstein list needs to be released, no half-measures. Roe should be to the states, but draconian six week bans are too far.

14.07.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epstein didn't kill himself.

14.07.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember what they took from you. Conservative, Liberal, it doesn't matter. Pennsylvanians will never forget what they fought for, and what they're owed.

14.07.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Nothing beats a good suck!

13.07.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two words: strength and leadership. That is what President Trump demonstrated almost a year ago today. I discussed my firsthand account of that fateful day in Butler with Kudlow on @foxbusiness.bsky.social โฌ‡๏ธ

13.07.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regardless of party, we must choose to engage civilly. This anniversary serves as a solemn reminder that for our country, violence borne from political disagreement is never the answer.

13.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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