New Andre canned drinks???
10.03.2026 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New Andre canned drinks???
10.03.2026 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No sweat or debris getting in his eyes.
10.03.2026 13:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me in 2011
10.03.2026 13:55 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0The tattoos for the BOGO burritos at Chipotle donβt even have to be realβ¦
10.03.2026 13:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone is still waiting for the next election I seeβ¦
10.03.2026 13:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I could watch American Pickers all day. They really are archaeologists. I just wonder how they gained all their knowledge of everything. #RIP Frank.
10.03.2026 13:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Must be really tough to be a graphic designer these days. Everyoneβs flyers have that AI sheen on em.
10.03.2026 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt find my bowl. I need it because I donβt feel like rolling upβ¦
10.03.2026 13:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll pay $15 million for it.
10.03.2026 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre about to start serving lunch at the jail. Yes, lunch is at 10-10:30 AMβ¦
10.03.2026 13:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
10.03.2026 13:15 β π 1405 π 406 π¬ 42 π 70IβM PRISON MIKE!!!
10.03.2026 13:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not having a metal toilet anymore>>>>>>>>
10.03.2026 13:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Both of those are in the New Testament... he isn't going anywhere near the New Testament.
10.03.2026 13:19 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Something I was pondering: a board game store would prolly go a long way on college campuses.
10.03.2026 13:23 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I learned in middle school
10.03.2026 13:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The chick who shot up Rihannaβs crib may live like a queen behind the wall. Gotta figure out how to word it. π
10.03.2026 13:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still donβt understand Threads. Itβs so chaotic. Why do I see so much from people I donβt follow?
10.03.2026 13:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0:-(
10.03.2026 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs for the best.
10.03.2026 12:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hundreds killed in Haiti drone strikes, including 60 civilians: Report
Hundreds killed in Haiti drone strikes, including 60 civilians: Report https://aje.news/jwl9ic
10.03.2026 11:00 β π 91 π 50 π¬ 10 π 20βWhy are the women always picking on us???β - alpha males
10.03.2026 12:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had spent the last couple weeks locking in with a 400-pound psychopath. It felt like a real Daniel in the lionβs den/Brothers in the furnace momentβ¦
10.03.2026 12:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππππ
10.03.2026 12:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To tell you how much of a clusterfuck my experience has been, the day I was locked up, I had been 302βd earlier in the day. They just took me to prison instead of the psych ward this time (they thought I was homeless).
10.03.2026 12:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is commissary day. All types of snacks coming to the blocks laterβ¦
10.03.2026 12:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Shit like this is so infuriating..
Fuck the New Yorker
They really love to serve potatoes in jail. Justβ¦potatoes. Sliced up and unseasonedβ¦
10.03.2026 12:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since I Lost My Baby
10.03.2026 12:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0