Tiddy Bank 🏦

Somebody needs to put their beauty supply store on instacart!!

I be in yall conversations so bad. If I randomly like your post from a thread. It’s cause I’m in your business and I agree with you heheh 🤭

Missing 4 hours on Bluesky is the equivalent of 4 business days in the real world.

Everyone wants to be the little spoon. Put your titties on his back tonight.

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If you use any other setting on that vibrator besides The One©️ I’m just gonna assume you’re a psycho.

Istg Netflix better NOT NEVER take Homecoming down. It’s my comfort show 😌

Whooo tf is at Popeyes at 10 in the morning??!

You can't tell me nothing I don't already feel from you. Are ppl really out here not picking up energy or just willfully ignoring it??

@nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com @cnn.com are you going to write about the president of the United States posting a clip of himself literally dumping shit on Americans, or is it nbd?

Why is the side effect to every medication stuffy nose, hives, suicidal thoughts, and/or death

See now she said let’s go shopping @ 5:30.
I called at 5:30.
If I sit here and get high and don’t feel like going am I the bad person??

Masked ICE agents throwing bags of brown leaves in unmarked van

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

The amount of AI on FB is both annoying & scary.

Just talked myself out of a lil midnight sammich and idk if it was discipline or laziness. I’m calling it a W 🤷🏽‍♀️

Shit. Damn. Motherf*cker. RIP

You wanna bond? Tell me about a time you were dead wrong and what you did about it.

If you’re the hero/victim in all of your stories please stay away from me.

BLACK AMERICANS MUST GATEKEEP CULTURE

NON BLACK AMERICANS ONLY DESTROY THE BEAUTY OF OUR ESSENCE

Yea… I’m calling out. Fk Mondays, corporations, and that colonizing mf.

The things I would do for French style cheesecake and apple pie ain’t right.

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You red??

Whenever I mistakenly pick up the chewy Chips Ahoy I want to punt a puppy.

Weed. Beer. Sudoku. I’m so boring but I’m content 😌

Sean “Diddy” Combs was sentenced on Friday to more than four years in prison for prostitution-related offenses in a case that drew global attention. Here’s what to know about the hearing. nyti.ms/4nDoyO2

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I wore a bodysuit AND a pullover hoodie today.
Now I have to pee.
My outfit is an escape room.

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Eating the tiny pieces of the food bc you don’t feel like digging it out of the sink later <<<<

I.. I just need this on my SL. Excuse me 🥵

Also hi 🙋🏽‍♀️