Wilbur

He had heard the rumors about the robberies out in the forest, but he reckoned they were exaggerated. Besides, he was more than capable of taking care of himself, and he had nothing of value that was worth stealing with him on the hike. As it turned out, he was wrong on all counts.

He was so embarrassed when the client showed him the video. It had never crossed his mind that there could be cameras in the house. But instead of firing him, the man offered him an extra bonus if he continued with the show, and as the word spread his “special cleaning service” became very popular.

He apologized for his outburst towards the young apprentice, but he was in a hurry and needed his car fixed immediately. The manager smiled and said it was no problem – it would just cost him a little extra. After some bargaining, he was allowed to keep his tie for the important meeting.

The humiliating punishment was one thing – washing all the windows in the building stark naked was embarrassing as hell. But what really hurt was how his friends had let him down and abandoned him to face the angry janitor alone when they jet again broke a window under one of their football games.

The annual family beach party used to be something he looked forward to. This year was different – he would reveal he was a nudist. Not that he was, but that was the price he had to pay his cousin, a police officer and his lifelong nemesis, to keep quiet about the bag of weed he had found his car.

Calling in sick to get a day off is never a good idea - especially if your naked ass ends up in the news instead of in bed. On the positive side, his bosses at the construction site were supportive of the cause and insisted he continued to “normalized nudity” when he was back at work.

“I’m glad to see you’re excited about this challenge. We should head off then. We have long list of drive-throughs to work through, after all. Remember – don’t try to cover up at any point. Not that it would be easy for you to hide that pole anyway. Ok, let’s go!”

“Try hold that pose a few more seconds. I'll take some more pictures from a different angle.”
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“Good! I think we’re done. We got your clothes. See you back at the hotel. Good luck!”

“What did you say? Hey! Leave my clothes alone! Hey! Stop kidding with me. Come back here! Guys! Pleas! Oh fuck!!!

He should have accepted the offer to postpone his punishment until nightfall. But he had been so determined to get the humiliation over and done with that he that he didn’t realize it was already six in the morning, which meant three hours on full naked display to a neighborhood about to wake up.

“The final round of the game is pretty simple. The first one back to the house gets his clothes back. Since Eric is in the lead he has the advantage of keeping his shoes. If you lose you’re free to run off with your naked ass, or you can stay and fight a new round tomorrow.”

“You’re not that tough without your fancy designer clothes, huh? Well, maybe we’ve finally found a way to knock some much-needed humility into you. Ok, stand up and apologize to everyone for your stupid behavior. You’ll stay naked until you show us you can behave like grownup.”

Unlike most of his colleagues at the faculty, he actually loved it when the jocks came begging for extra credits to save their sport scholarships. There was always some with the right combination of stupidity and desperation that would accept almost any task he threw at the

It was just some innocent fun – until the guys found the roll of duct tape. He was discovered by his sister much later – out in the driveway, securely taped to a chair and fully naked, on display for the entire neighborhood. As predicted, she was in no hurry to free her stupid kid brother.

Some naked horseplay among the guys is a natural way to pass the time on a long bus ride. Just remember – it stops being fun when all your clothes mysteriously disappear, and the guys drag your naked ass along on a very embarrassing stop at a gas station or cafeteria.

“Ok, Mr. Escape Artist, let’s see if you can wiggle yourself out of this. Oh, and to give you some extra incentive to work fast, I’ve invited our classmates over for a party. They’ll be here in a few minutes. Either you’ve freed yourself by then or you stay in that chair for the entire evening.”

“You lost fair and square, and you should know the drill by now. Stand up and put your hands behind your head. You’ll spend the next half hour stark naked in front of the window. If you’re not up on your feet by the count of ten, we’ll make it a full hour. 10, 9, 8….”

The heat made it impossible to sleep inside the cabin, but the extra bottle of wine, unfortunately, derailed their plan to wake with the sun – before the rest of the campsite. By the time they finally woke, their duvets and pillows were gone, and the cabin door was mysteriously locked.

Last night had been pretty wild and he had no clue how he got home, but the video from the security camera was unmistakable. He was the one who had trashed his landlord’s Halloween decorations. After a lot of pleading, though, he came to an agreement to replace the decorations and keep his apartment

A lesson learned the hard way. Always put your clothes in secure spot when you’re out enjoying nature the natural way. If you’re not careful you might find your clothes out of reach at the bottom of a steep cliff, and your short naked walk will be longer and more humiliating than planned.

“Ok, your punishment starts now. You’ll stay out here for the next two hours. Rember, no covering up and greet everyone with a great smile and a nice hello. We’ll be watching you from upstairs. If you misbehave, the clock starts over.”

He knew who had stolen his clothes - it had to be his roommate. But the blame was his alone. The pond had been his secret skinny-dipping spot. A couple of nights ago, after one beer too many, he had told his roommate about it. And now all but his shoes were gone. It was no coincidence!

He had just realized it. His stupid decision to set out on a naked run had completely derailed. He had no idea where his clothes were, wasn’t even sure if this was the field where he had hidden them, or how to get home stark naked.

The moment of joy, excitement and freedom, just before it turns into anger, desperation and humiliation when your friends run off with your clothes.

“Put all your clothes in the trunk, and then we’re off. On of you’ll drive, the other in the passenger seat. We have a great day planned. A lot of drive-throughs, toll booths, gas stations, and other public fun for two naked guys on the way. All because of your stupid bet. Let’s head off then.”

“Ok, trying to cheat the casino was not a great idea – I admit that. I was also wrong assuming they would do nothing more than throw us out if they caught us. But instead of complaining you’re all welcome to come up with some ideas yourself. Like how we’re going to get home stark naked.”

“Sorry about this, but we didn’t think anyone would be here this time at night. We’ll just tie you up in the chairs for now. When we’re done here, we’ll put you out in the display window – still naked of course. Someone will see you tomorrow morning and get help.”

The crucial moment in any naked dare. The poor guy is ready to have his clothes back. First comes the nervous laughter, thinking they’re just messing with him. Then comes the desperation when he realizes they’re not and he has to repeat the run back to the start – praying his clothes are still there

“It must be a trick. I don’t see any other naked bike riders.”

“We’re just early. Look, the guys are over there.”

“But they’re still dressed! And they have our bag of clothes!”

“Oh!”

“Look, they’re driving off! Stupid fool! Why do I listen to you!”

“Oh, shut up! Hey, don’t leave! Wait for us!”

“Wow!” The sudden outburst made him jump and drop the backpack with all his clothes down the steep cliff. As he turned around and saw the group of hikers, all staring at him with devious smiles and on their faces, he knew his naked adventure was about to take a different turn than he had planned.

He was sure no one was around and so focused on posing for the camera that he didn’t notice the two guys who had sneaked up his clothes and were tossing them into the river piece by piece, sending them off with the strong current. So, on top of the daring pictures he also got a daring walk back home