Who is the patron saint of social anxiety? I could use their intercession.
19.11.2023 04:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who is the patron saint of social anxiety? I could use their intercession.
19.11.2023 04:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs my fault. I watched the game even though I knew better
26.08.2023 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
After 3 years of marriage and one key clerical error, my wife and I have discovered that she did, in fact, take my last name.
We got her, boys.
And here is the start of a DH bsky feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gpmpz7xi4k5efyma3cfuxen3/feed/aaalwvh2pggsc
If you'd like to be included, let me know here: https://forms.gle/EKTCqMBp31eaoFdd6
The male gaze is so gross.
31.07.2023 18:50 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I was just about to go to bed early. Then, my wife and friends started talking butt rock
18.07.2023 03:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0At this point, itβs probably more interesting to know who isnβt holding.
14.07.2023 02:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm no chef, but Iβm convinced that the secret to an authentic pasta sauce is letting the wooden spoon steep in the sauce.
13.07.2023 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I believe that if youβre not early, youβre late. But, only when it comes to drinking at 5:00.
07.07.2023 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which one is it?
07.07.2023 20:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it just me or does Threads sound like Fyre Festival for boomers?
07.07.2023 16:09 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Please I just need 9 more people to follow me.
06.07.2023 16:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Platforms are populating like streaming services. Weβre going to be password sharing soon
06.07.2023 00:57 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Instead of networks, I want to see ancestry trees of peopleβs invite codes.
04.07.2023 13:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was worried people would think I was crazy because I thought I was hallucinating them myself.
04.07.2023 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I almost liked a one-second old skeet. Gonna see whatβs happening outside.
03.07.2023 16:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinking about my neighbors in Alabama who played the bagpipes and now my neighbors in NY have chickens.
02.07.2023 14:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This was me yesterday, too!
26.06.2023 13:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello!
24.06.2023 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0