BUM LUNG

The rituals of Catholicism could give this country order. For instance Ash Wednesday is when you put dirt on your head because God is dead.

So long to Mardi gras and thanks to all the ghosts especially.

Okay, so you could see him too. Thank God.

didn’t ted bundy do this

Swan boy is the funniest comic out there and you can take that to the bank, jack.

DO THE VOICE

Last year I was out in the street with the rest of Philly singing about how Drake was a pedophile. I fear no Superbowl will be able to make me feel that way again.

This guy puts on one god damn hell of a show

Dumping a cup full of ice down my underoos cuz I wore snow pants to the Dan Deacon show

"Robin Hoods of the Alleys" took thousands of dollars of food from a corporate grocery store in #Montreal in protest of rampant price gouging.

"In a statement activists say food has been redistributed in community fridges + in front of [public] housing..." www.24heures.ca/2026/02/04/l...

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Alex Pretti smashing up an ICE kidnapping-mobiles lights makes him more of a model citizen. I don't wanna hear anyone say that vid is AI ever again, put some respect on the boy.

You gotta be a real dumb piece of shit to be placated by body cams. You gotta be unfit to operate a car and not know where the sun goes at night if you think there's anything close to a win in here.

This stimulus soaked superstructure is a pit I'm gonna keep breaking my fingers trying to crawl out of. They wanna throw my ass back into Platos cave to watch a silly dogs playing with a fun loving deer. I long for the icanhascheeseburger days of the world wide web.

Due to AI I can no longer trust videos of unlikely animal friendships. We oughta leave this world behind.

The lives of sex workers keep getting worse while the lives of pedophiles and sexual abusers keep getting easier. Every piece of evidence shows the superstructure loves sexual abuse and hates sexual agency. Destroy it or forever be Protestant.

I got accused of it being AI before because of that, which to be fair would have been really funny but using AI is the one thing I won't do for the bit.

Should be off white ones with the Dune quote in the color options

T should be available without a prescription even if it means some cisgender men explode their hearts or whatever

Lol. I based it off an old Soviet computer because it was so weird looking. Bewildering to imagine how it even worked. What is that keyboard supposed to even do?

I mean yeah that sounds cool. Hmu with what your looking for in the DMs!

Pobodies Nerfect!

Love those goofy brothers

I do ship to the UK! The shipping is just goofy.

Ugh I wish. Ive tried everything but you can't beat the mail. I try and do at least one bookfair in Europe a year and can bring whatever people want if I'm close enough.
Also hoping to setup a European shop with my friends in the next couple years so the shipping is way cheaper. Stay tuned I guess!

Trying to do a bookfair in Germany (likely Berlin) later this year and will bring these shirts!

I made this image and am in fact the first person to ever hate the computer