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Love this lol. A major tenet of our Carnival satire culture, I think!

WFP 🩷s Bob!!!!

Def smells like a plastic-y chemical sort of burning in Milan

...but I still will be sleeping with my anxiety med on my bedside table so I can wake up and pop one to let it kick in before rousing myself and facing the music lmfao

Therapist bestie said "I'm really proud of you for what you're doing to cope with this" and I was like girl. This is what years of therapy AND brain drugs will do for u. Thank god for that.

Also I found out the results drop at 10AM so that's a big relief to know!!!!!!!! Hands less sweaty...

KILL ME, my hands are sweating. I must interrupt this spiral that's been 2 mos coming. My brain drug is really fucking good at suppressing the physical symptoms of my baseline anxiety, but for big things or things with build up/time for me to overthink, they still come out. This is both HAHA

The stupid ass mfing thing about this is that THEY STILL HAVEN'T PASSED ME FOR CHARACTER & FITNESS so whatever result I find out tomorrow is worthless until/unless they pass me for that. God, I hate this . As if I'm not morally fit or of high enough character to be a gd lawyer...esp a LA lawyer lmao

This is just like election day last year, when I had a plan for either outcome. I was glad to have it planned out bc I wasn't sitting around w/ empty stretches of time on my hands to wallow in my despair.

(OK just a lil despair last year; I blocked off fetal-position-in-bed time until lunch lol)

I took the day off tho, and made an am appointment for a facial with a gift card that my friend gave me the week of the test...then I'm gonna go get my nails done...and then end up at JAMNola for the afternoon w two gfs who know they are on support mode, haha

I have no idea when they'll send it out! So I could wake up at 5 and see the email and then be wide awake for the day...or they could not send it for hours!!!! Therapist bff said "maybe just choose not to check your email until 10am" and LOL. Idk if zombie 5am me has the will to do that 😂

Bar results come out tomorrow and I've been veeeeeery lowkey about it for the past two months, not caring bc I know how it will turn out, but now thinking about trying to go to sleep tn, waking up to the email, then having to log into the portal to then open the PDF...my stomach is all in knots lol

God damn. I really hope this is not actually a thing

Lmfao, just learned a weird scar I got a couple years ago is a hallmark symptom of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome sooooo I guess I should talk to a doc about that 😬 I’ve wondered before if I’ve experienced some of its other symptoms 🫠 that’d be fun 🥲

God I hate our Foghorn Leghorn-ass senator sfm

BIIIIITCH AHHH I just got the email notifying me - I have become a part of a class action law suit!!!!!!!!!!! My Erin Brockovich fueled-dreams are coming true. Maybe I'll get some money lmfaoooooo

New Orleans has had the fewest murders this year since 1970. Carjackings are down 80% relative to 2022, vehicle burglaries are down 70%, shootings are down 63%. This is a wholly unnecessary stunt that will hurt local businesses.

1. He can do this himself
2. The war of red states on their own blue cities is accelerating

trade secret:

cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart

(I just got his giant mailer……….why???)

I’m a single issue voter and it’s superhero content

JP Morrell’s superhero/comic style campaign graphics…HATE IT, make your public persona about more than one thing. I just caNNOT be fucked to get behind comic book themed enterprises L O L, his office videos are enough

Sounds like an Onion pitch to me lol!!

not gonna lie
i'm somewhat excited to meet some of my antifascist internet friends in real life at the trials

WOW, his son-in-law just resigned from his job as a prosecutor in the eastern VA district office these charges just came from, holy shit

Comey’s indictment and the statement he just released…….crazymaking whiplash

A formative Trump timeline memory for me is walking out of my last 1L exam, Constitutional Law ofc lol, on May 9th 2017…everyone turning phones on…and the news notification about Comey’s firing popping up. Like…oh fuck!!!

It is indeed directly across the street from the station, I was surprised to find out 😂

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Hoky shit, I rode this route back from the beach Sunday night. This is soooo scary!

TIL New Orleans has a community dystopian horror water ballet troupe and that they’re doing a synchronized swimming adaptation of the shining. I am SO intrigued, OMFG.