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Oh oops, no double vowel in Skarsgard, just an ä

WHEW, just got back from The Bride, it was so excellent. Didn’t know Jesse Buckley before Hamnet but wow, can she act. Loved it, fave of 2026. I love Maggie Gyllenhaal too. And Peter Skarsgaard! Maybe my favorite Skars. Also loling realizing so may vowels/Swedish acting fams involved lol

$800 FOR AN AIRPORT WYNDHAM MY HEAD IS GONNA EXPLODE 🤯

L O L, studying torts today. I went to make a reservation at the absolute shithole 2.5/5 star airport Wyndham I stayed in last year. It was $238 total for 5 nights then. UHHHH $800 TOTAL RN, I AM LOSING MY GOD DAMNED MIND. I had to change rooms 3x last time bc the floor was soaked/AC didn’t work!!

Fuck. Britney is my queen, I stan so hard. I am so fucking worried for her. Where are her people? By that I mean ANYONE, not her paid “people”. It seems like she’s always all alone, why doesn’t anybody step in to be like. Hon. Let’s get you a new hair and makeup artist and a detox routine. Ugh 💔

Feel like shiiiiiiit 😷

Can’t tell if pollen or a cold (probably both) but I’ve sneezed more in the past 36 hours than all of the rest of 2026 🤧

We really need a whole new lexicon of curse words to apply to this admin. Watching Karoline and GOD DAMN is she such a fucking cunt. But NO because cunts are good and she is the fucking woooooooooorst

Fucking crazy our govt has been telling US-ers to evacuate from like 10 middle eastern countries but they have had no way to do so. Now I see they are “preparing military flights” to get ppl out - my GUYS…why was that plan not prepared prior to this moment lmfaoooo what the fuck

Bro I cannot handle that we are not past cover letters in 2026. A part time admin position wants a CL that specifically answers four different questions????? HELL NO, what the everloving fuck

Lololol I chipped a front bottom tooth last month while mfing MG CRAFTING by trying to open a super glue metal tube with my mouth (unsuccessfully I might add, I don’t advise). Feels v embarrassing but also right to have a carnival injury that will stay with me until I die.

You do have to wonder if this whole Iran war business is just an attempt to distract us from Shia LaBeouf's second arrest.

I have an Internet organizer friend who I’ve befriended irl but we only really see each other at these events so far. We do, however, make a point to text each other whenever something low stakes is popping off in one of the chats and rn there is some boomer no kings drama that has us TICKLED

War starting aside? It’s wild that they only posted this video to the White House IG 3 minutes ago, and it’s not yet on the POTUS/Trump accounts. Insane.

OH TIME FOR WAR? Great!

SIGH. Men 🙄

Someone made a really excellent website for finding things to do in New Orleans. This is like what I always wanted the Gambit calendar to be neworleans.today

If you live in New Orleans, you can. We all basically just did that a little over a week ago.

I highly rec the vampire hours 🧛‍♀️

BUT FOR REAL, WHY THE FUCK ARE COVER LETTERS STILL A FUCKING THING!!!!!!!! AHHHH

But for now I’m closing my laptop on the CL bc I’m mad at it at this point and that’s not productive for my brain anymore 😂

I’m gonna look back at this in a month and lol at myself because I locked this job down easily!!!! Manifesting lololol

I swear to GOD if this massive multi-pg cover letter I’m writing rn - for a job at an org where I know a person - doesn’t end with an interview I’m gonna kms. Not really but if it doesn’t even get a reply email I might actually feel that dramatic about it lmfao. UGH GOD I HATE COVER LETTERS FUUUUUCK

It is so FUCKED that Covid made it the norm for jobs you apply to to not email you anything - no confirmation they got the app, no rejection notif, NADA. Infuriating.

Cuba genocide and President Marco Rubio come 🔜

NO CAVITIES OR MOUTH CANCER LMFAO. She does want me to go to an oral surgeon to get my wisdom teeth looked at which lowkey I forgot was a thing and not very into the idea of that 😂

They are taking a long time so I definitely have 59 cavities and my teeth are falling out and I have mouth cancer

Waiting in the dentist chair for the doctor to come and tell me she looked at my x rays and I have 19 new cavities lmaooooooo

One of the best memes. I said “hit da bricks” to someoneon Sunday lmaoooo 😂 ty for blessing us with it 😂

I live not far and it is absurd how obvious this was. Ridiculous.