♡✡️ Lydia

The real question is which Souls game character you'll have on the front

Gachiakuta!!

It's monstrous to suggest people with Tourette's need to be muzzled. They're human beings, not animals. Anybody can have the condition, not just white people.

The Pharaoh when he says he'll let your people go if you beat him in a children's card game, confident in his victory but God has you top deck into Exodia:

A meme of Squidward from Spongebob freaking out with the caption "When God says I need to tell the Pharaoh to let His people go, but the Pharaoh is" with a picture of Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh next to the caption

Not gonna interact with people who are viciously antitheist anymore. 🙂‍↕️

Thank you BlueSky for your superior self-moderation features.

Be the change you wish to see in the world

Yes, and my point is you don't know nearly as much as you think you do. What do you think they were doing "hanging around synagogue"? Can you tell the difference between an Amidah and a Gemara? Do you know Jews read the whole Torah yearly?Turns out Jews know more about Jewish texts than non-Jews.

(in youth group leader voice) do you know what was the original Pokédex? It has 613 entries and as Jews, we gotta catch ‘em all

Every time I ask for bone-in, I get boneless and it pisses me off so much. It is different, it's not the same thing, yes I will be a Karen about this. If I wanted chicken nuggets, I would've asked for chicken nuggets.

Okay Predator Badlands is an incredible movie

"You can't be autistic without a diagnosis!"

Yeah that's neat buddy did you know a doctor rejected my diagnosis within minutes of having been told about it? Told me to my face, "autism is overdiagnosed". Did you know doctors can just do that?

I was diagnosed in the mid-2000s "before it was cool".

I've learned if the prompt "Mean girls, but Jewish" comes up in a group chat full of Jews, you get classics like

"Get out of the car loser, it's Shabbat"

And "On weekdays we wrap tefillin"

Literally so many other cultures have similar words and don't nearly get as much flak as we do 😮‍💨

Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.

America deserves better.

Jewish resilience is a gift.

Its well is deep, full of nourishing waters.
Make sure that you know how to drink from it.
For it will sustain you.

I predicted years ago that when I was finally able to get a job, my family would still expect me to be the de facto servant, despite them saying their own jobs made them too tired to help me with housework.

Guess who was right. 😮‍💨

I refuse to let this world turn me into a nihilist.

That we punished/framed him for making a song about Palestine that was never published 😮‍💨

I'm not even surprised that antisemitic conspiracies are taking off on Twitter after the Michael trailer dropped. The movie looks great but I'm just so over how antisemitism bleeds into everything.

I'm almost more offended by how braindead the spelling errors are

Attending a Bar Mitzvah in the morning and I can't sleep 😭

Remember every Democrat who bends the knee to these deplorable fucks. Americans do not bow to any King.

every lesbian you know would say "BUT WHAT NUMBER IS IT?" when you ask her to call 911

Was he asking for your manager or something

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

Just one! I've heard about it being good to try and put one on every door in a Jewish home if one can, but that the main door is the priority. What if one is renting a bedroom or has non-Jewish roommates?

Last November in my Intro class, we got to watch the Rabbi teaching us put up a new Mezuzah with his wife who's also a Rabbi ☺️

I wished that particular class had more information about ordering Mezuzahs online, so that would be nice for a video!

ICE and the DHS can lie, but they can't erase who Alex Pretti was. May his memory be a blessing and keep those he loved warm.

"We know that from time to time there arise among human beings, people who seem to exude love as naturally as the sun gives out heat." - Alan Watts

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