Darcy Alba

This is so insane

Right

Beautiful me❤️❤️

I’m super excited to launch my second Starter Pack. These are some of the stronger fighters for freedom and democracy, and they’ve all done a great job advocating for our shared progressive values. Please do me a big favor and hit “Follow Everyone” so you can help amplify ALL their voices. 💙

a man in a santa suit is dancing in front of a swr3 advertisement ALT: a man in a santa suit is dancing in front of a swr3 advertisement

#WhySantaWasPissed Someone called the North Pole and called his wife a hoe. Several times, in fact.

I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).

Alien vs. Predator vs. Michael Meyers vs. Magneto vs. Pennywise vs. Thanos vs. Mr. Rogers

Steve Schmidt on Substack Good news…I guess. Pete Hegseth has promised Megyn Kelly that he won’t get shit-faced as secretary of defense, jump up on tables, and yell things like, “Kill the Muslims!” This is progress. I guess...

We’ve dealt with someone with a serious drinking problem, whether family, at work, our neighbors, on dates, in an organization or at an event… and we know what their promises are worth, as long as they keep drinking.
Pete says he will quit drinking IF he’s confirmed.

substack.com/@steveschmid...

Early morning sun rise behind a low hill in the distance. Lighrs the shy shades of yellow. There is a road leading up to the hill and it appears that one is walking into the sunrise.

Good morning, neighbour

🌱🧑🏿‍🌾🇰🇳 📸
#The_Eco_Spiritual_Experience

If my family name ends with an S already why do I have to add ES to the end like please don't make us be the The Jacqueses on our holiday card

Well, I'm happy to hear Biden, is gonna give Hunter a pardon. Go job, Sir. I'm happy for Hunter Biden.

"Enough is Enough"

my mini bic doesn't seem as heavy now... probably just because it's a little lighter

Yikes.

[gynecologist* joke]

Me: “Doctor, can I get an STD in a public restroom?” Gynecologist*: “Sure, but there are much more comfortable places.”

*For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs in Blue States.

Lots of great stuff in this shop.

I know this isn’t for everyone, but here are my techniques for being successful as a poster / pal here on Bluesky:

1. Pay attention
2. Read the room
3. Be kind
4. Be kind
5. Be kind

watching CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER for the first time in a minute and yeah, this is still in the top 5 of everything that has come out of marvel studios

From the NY Times website: Pete Hegseth appearing in a suit with a solemn expression, accompanied by a headline stating that his mother accused him of mistreating women for years. The text highlights her email accusation during his 2018 divorce and her subsequent apology.

NY Times: The mother of Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, wrote him an email in 2018 calling him an “abuser of women.”

🔗 www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...

Yahoo News headline: "Vanilla pudding mix is the secret to game-changing french toast" under a photo of a stack of french toast

You can tell how long someone has been on Bluesky by whether or not they have a reaction to this headline

Rachel Macy Stafford on Substack When I was in the first grade, I taught a classmate how to read. This wasn’t a noble gesture on my part; it was just as much for me as it was for him. Because each time the teacher called on him to r...

Notice the helpers

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Hope Sunderland on Substack A classmate taught me how to read in first grade. Her name was Tal. I don't remember her even staying in the same school after first grade. It is one of the warmest memories I have from any point in m...

Notice the helpers

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Me: “sleep is so dumb. (1 of 5 stars) Troll: “Why” Me: “Trust me bro.” Troll: “Your wrong obviously” Me: “You’re*”

Still funny to me. But buh bye. (they got ugly after that)

I can't believe the SCOTUS screwed us over, hard!!!

Why are Republicans so obsessed with genitals?

Ladies I have a cute guy for y'all 🥰🥰

The DOGE twins add another genius to their cause.

People keep asking if the mass deportations are going to happen, isn't it illegal, how is using the military on U.S. soil constitutional, etc.

Yes, they're going to happen. It doesn't matter if it's illegal or unconstitutional. All that matters is whether enough soldiers will follow his orders.

I need a man for a good conversation
Anyone interested?
#mingle