A bear

It is the time of year when you can eat several leaves at a time and nobody can stop you. I am a bear.

Comic called Soft, 4 panels. 1. Dog sniffing in the rain. “Most things are hard.” 2. Bear sleeping in the rain. “All the time.” 3. See all this is in a rainy alleyway. “Everywhere.” 4. Dog napping on Bear. “It can be good to be soft. I am a bear.”

Most things are hard. I am a bear.

It is nice to be soft.

Bear comic. A bear gets on a school bus that, for some reason, lets him on. It’s called “worried wanderer.” The words go: I used to worry when I wandered. Since I get yelled at a lot. They still yell at me. But I do not worry much now. I am a bear. The third panel has someone yelling “ahh” and another yelling “yay” and one more yelling “everybody run! I thought that bear was a kid again!”

I still get yelled at a lot, but I do worry about it less now. I am a bear.

Bear comic. A bear gets on a school bus that, for some reason, lets him on. It’s called “worried wanderer.” The words go: I used to worry when I wandered. Since I get yelled at a lot. They still yell at me. But I do not worry much now. I am a bear. The third panel has someone yelling “ahh” and another yelling “yay” and one more yelling “everybody run! I thought that bear was a kid again!”

I still get yelled at a lot, but I do worry about it less now. I am a bear.

Bear comic called No Bouncing. Four panels. A bear finds a trampoline and does not bounce on it. Instead, they just nap on it. Text goes: I am a real bear. So if I find one of these.. there will be no bouncing. Just napping. I am a bear. In very small text on the bottom of the page is this: A bear would never use generative AI. Neither should you! Thank you.

I prioritize napping over bouncing. I am a bear.

To cool off try climbing over a fence and accidentally falling in a large pool of water filled with people who are now throwing things at you but you can ignore those things and enjoy the calm water as it eases the heat from your world weary bones and maybe they will leave hotdogs, too. I am a bear.

I do not know what I am not supposed to do. I am a bear.

Comic. A bear melting over four panels because the sun is very mean. Words: I am not allowed to melt. Even if I would like to. I am a bear.

I am not allowed to melt. Even if I would like to. I am a bear.

A duck yelled at me.

The explosions in the sky cannot stop you. I am a bear.

Comic. A bear melting over four panels because the sun is very mean. Words: I am not allowed to melt. Even if I would like to. I am a bear.

I am not allowed to melt. Even if I would like to. I am a bear.

My summer fur is glowing. I am a bear.

I believe we are all creatures, and being a creature means being sleepy and unsure what to do and often hungry.

If you look hard enough, you can find many opportunities to sleep and not do things. I am a bear.

There so many birds and they all seem unaware of me.

Please remember to thank the lizards. They do so much.

I can blend in with the dirt I nap on.

I wait to be lifted up by the wind like the leaves and it never happens likely because I am not doing it right. I am a bear.

If you find me in the forest, please know that I likely do not know what is going on in that exact moment. I am a bear.

Four panel comic of a bear walking into a store and pulling a red hat out of a box. Text: “In a brand new place… …I try to switch myself to… …something I am not. I am a bear.” Also, someone is shouting a bear getting into the store in the second panel.

I find myself in places that are new often because I do not usually know where I am. I am a bear.

Four panel comic of a bear walking into a store and pulling a red hat out of a box. Text: “In a brand new place… …I try to switch myself to… …something I am not. I am a bear.” Also, someone is shouting a bear getting into the store in the second panel.

I find myself in places that are new often because I do not usually know where I am. I am a bear.

I hope you are able to enjoy a good thing that might happen to you. I am a bear.

4 panel comic of a bear trying to yell. The words “Sometimes you will need to yell even if nothing comes out. I am a bear.” are lettered across the panels as the bear sits on a hill and looks off into the distance before giving the whole yelling thing a go.

Sometimes you will need to yell. I am a bear.

I am a bear.

It feels like there are no more good hiding spots.

Today I will eat the air and enjoy what it says to me. I am a bear.

I would never argue with a tree.

You should anything you can.

Please do not trick me. I am already so weary. I am a bear.