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Miranda

@chsandcrax.bsky.social

Mom, wife to @anglophilium, witch, nerd, artist. I made vanilla lattes for My Chemical Romance once. I worship Godzilla. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ People with ugly attitudes can fuck off.

1,209 Followers  |  642 Following  |  479 Posts  |  Joined: 08.10.2024  |  1.7527

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Cartooning has been a kick of mine since the age of 9 in 1984 I began to keep a journal of freehand caricature crusades to explore the page and implore fan art adoration to @chsandcrax.bsky.social and Duncan too in my PaperStage art journal as their muse fuel into Sketchland

25.05.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I heard people drive like idiots in Mattel because the roads look like this:

09.05.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For Grover ๐Ÿซก

05.05.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Going into this week like

05.05.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blue Sky is still weird to me, Threads feels weird, I can't let loose on Instagram anymore... I belong nowhere apparently

02.05.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘€

10.03.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will you be buried with your three Academy Awards?

09.03.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cicada!

09.03.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a white cat is laying on its back on the floor and says `` hello . hello ... '' ALT: a white cat is laying on its back on the floor and says `` hello . hello ... ''
08.03.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get you a partner who encourages your hobbies, in this case collecting vintage smut

08.03.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miss you too, Mickey ๐Ÿฉต

06.03.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, but where did you get that

06.03.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got me on all the platforms AND snail mail! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉต

05.03.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! Miss you too, and I'm hanging in there!

05.03.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’•

05.03.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hi, it's my birthday. I'm 43. I came back to share that with everyone, then disappear again. Kthnx

05.03.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really trying not to self harm.

07.02.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You're so nice!"

"Thanks, I'm really good at pretending I'm happy."

07.02.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah, one of my favorite albums for sad times

07.02.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An orange cat lies curled up on a blanket in front of a space heater

An orange cat lies curled up on a blanket in front of a space heater

Empty IKEA box โœ…
Blanket โœ…
Heater set on low โœ…

This is the only thing making me happy right now

07.02.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a lot of steamed hams

06.02.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You are the wind beneath my wings

06.02.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got in trouble. My boss said I should've called her about the 12 dozen order, that she would've come in and made it. So, after the 20 minutes it takes you to get to work, you could've pulled that many from the freezer, thawed them, tied them, let them proof, fry and glaze in an hour and a half? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฌ

06.02.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would wear that every day of my life

06.02.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Customer: Hi, I'm calling to see if I could have a large doughnut order done ASAP? (Note: it's 6:45am)

Me: How many did you need, and by when?

Customer: 12 dozen, by 9am.

Me:

06.02.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?

06.02.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm glad I'm not alone in this

06.02.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi Pumpkin ๐Ÿฅฐ

06.02.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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