There needs to be a fall Olympics for cozy sports

It’s getting cold in here. So put on all you clothes. I am. So cold. I’m goona put my clothes on.

My protocol app has emojis in it. It’s like

If anaphylaxis is suspected 💉epinepherine 0.3 mg sq

Honestly he’d probably love it

I wasn't surprised to see ████████████████ on the list

Looks like the Wabbajack

Reading A Christmas Carol. Scrooge is described in great detail while Bob Cratchit is only described as having a white scarf. It’s kinda like how Edward is described in great detail while Bella is barely described at all so you can self insert into the fantasy of being crushed by capitalism.

Last minute costume idea: Edward Snowdenhands. Like Edward Scissorhands but with glasses and instead of scissor blades it’s USB sticks.

At UofM hospital the first trauma activation team is called the Blue team and the second trauma activation team is called the Maize team and if you are a patient from Ohio you are fuuuucked

Can impossible burger make a burger that tastes like people? I’d buy that. It would solve so many problems.

I think it’s bullshit that you gotta tip ambulance drivers now. 25%? Oh well I guess we gotta pay it.

Does this make sense or did I just make roboslop

Ok but there must have been a point where while the titanic was sinking it got a little bit boring and people started pulling out their phones to play games or whatever

I think it’s fine to put ketchup on lasagna if that’s a thing you want to do

He looks infected

without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm

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Is it all AI and bots? All I see are AI and bots