Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noemβs impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
25.01.2026 21:59 β π 41810 π 10740 π¬ 737 π 330
2025 in Review with Mike Stonebraker and Andy Pavlo
Webcast Dec 10: DBMS researchers Mike Stonebraker (MIT / DBOS) and Andy Pavlo (CMU) discuss which data and CS trends are heating up or cooling down heading into 2026.
Do you like databases?
Do you want to hear two database professors rant about them?
Do you need one of those professors to have a Turing Award for databases?
If yes, then join Mike Stonebraker and I next Wed Dec 10 @ 1:00pm EST for database hot takes: www.dbos.dev/webcast-2025...
05.12.2025 23:29 β π 75 π 17 π¬ 3 π 3
Great idea to compare plans across different systems using rows processed. A good yardstick, but slower sort-based plans from Postgres + MSSQL process fewer rows than faster hash-based plans from DuckDB. Postgres rows scanned also seem underreported. Nice to see some competition with ClickBench.
03.11.2025 17:28 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Here's what we've got in store for you!
π E1: Torsten Grust (@teggy.org) (University of TΓΌbingen) - Recursive Common Table Expressions (CTEs) Demystified
𧨠E2: Abigail Kim (@abigalekim.bsky.social) (Carnegie Mellon University) - Anarchy in the Database (deep dive into DBMS Extensibility)
16.10.2025 17:41 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
The latest paper from the #1 CMU-DB PhD student @samarchdb.bsky.social is wild compilation magic! He automatically makes UDFs run 300x faster on SQL Server and 1.3x faster on DuckDB.
Code: github.com/SamArch27/PR...
Paper: www.vldb.org/pvldb/vol18/...
06.12.2024 14:56 β π 53 π 10 π¬ 2 π 1
Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
turning to the succor of modern computing machines, let us renounce all analytic tools
https://buttondown.com/jaffray justinjaffray.com
Distributed systems,Database systems, Lightweight formal methods, TLA+
https://muratbuffalo.blogspot.com/
Working on open source, mostly Apache Arrow (https://arrow.apache.org)
I work on Apache Arrow and obsess about interoperability and performance in data analytics systems
At https://columnar.tech, we're building the future of fast universal data connectivity.
Computer Science Professor, CMU;
co-founder and CTO, Enriched Ag
Energy-efficient computing, a dash of security, and a pinch of databases.
Also on Mastodon (https://hachyderm.io/@dave_andersen )
signal: dga.48
he/him
Databases PhD Student @ CMU-DB
https://sydht.ai/ is a next-generation self-driving database platform.
I'm a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mision to Alderaan.
Computer networking professor. πΊπ²β€οΈπ΅πΉ, she/her, Dr. Sherry, MamΓ£, working at AS8!
www.justinesherry.com
databases phd student at uw madison, organizing https://madisonsystems.xyz/
The Computer Science Department's mission has remained steadfast: to lead in computer science research and education that has real-world impact β to push the frontiers of the field and produce the next generations leaders.
Curiosity, compassion, skepticism, optimism.
Giving in to bullies only encourage them to bully further. Stand up.
he/him. cs theorist and math lover. #BlackLivesMatter. getting off the nazi bird app <3
Professor β like database systems, programming languages, and SC Freiburg γ
Computer things @Berkeley and music things elsewhere.
