Bookmarking this for future rts
28.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bookmarking this for future rts
28.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like this one
27.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mine was $10!!
25.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wanted better thoughts
24.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m going to slap you
23.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now say it about Fever Ray
23.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How can they “shut down” Global Entry? It’s a kiosk. No one runs it. You stand in front of it then hand the printout to the border & customs guy who is also handling everyone else.
22.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like this one
21.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Holy shit foid Grizabella just Heavisidemaxxed and spiked everyone's cortisol levels - she just mogged the whole fucking ball
20.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Loads are peptides
19.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree!
19.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🐍
19.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And I have fully written entire pilots that paid my bills while checking Twitter every ten minutes so that’s ok too 🌈
19.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok so the sincere part is the first line is always as hard as the first paragraph is as hard as the first page is as hard as the first ten pages is as hard as the whole thing so don’t beat yourself up, that’s just how it goes.
19.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Wait you’re right
I’ve smeared you
I was going to reply sincerely until I saw it was just another one of your little puns. Die.
19.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I suspect that’s the joke
17.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
08.03.2025 00:13 — 👍 18874 🔁 4615 💬 127 📌 152It is genuinely funny. Just Airplane style jokes start to finish.
15.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course I have, I’m a Kim Petras fan
13.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for your journalistmaxxing
13.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0iTunes??
13.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I really need people being funny and pulling in pop culture.
13.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes.
12.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 73 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 1Th crown gem of midnight movies. If you’re at all tempted, just trust me and bite.
12.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As the owner of a big gray couch, blow me
11.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A diary…. Of your skeets….
10.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Witches hats are safety cones?
No idea on zebra crossing
Fairy floss is cotton candy?
Fairy lights are… fairy lights? Same thing as here?
Lollipop lady is a crossing guard
08.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0