Chris

Immaculate grid

I haven’t done one of these in a while. It was fun!

I never stopped believing in Ruben Tejada!

awww c’mon man, why are you doing this to me?

Just in time for the Paralympics

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

It worked in 95!

They’ve been inconsistent in every regard!

I love how much I’ve heard Freebird in the second period!

Declan Farmer is so skilled at puck handling

US up on the Italians 3-1 in sled hockey pool play

They took on that Cano deal under the Wilpons too, when they had less capability to take on that kind of contract.

This is Overweight Lover Biggie Biggs erasure

It helps that so far, Toni’s promo was completely dead-on and Mariah’s career has completely stalled since she left.

I don’t think it’s possible for a person to like sopressata more than I do. Might legitimately be one of my five favorite foods.

I’m sure lots of very bad people were happy they could at least sleep in their own beds at least.

Josh Pauls Learns He's One of Team USA's Flag Bearers Be in the room when sled hockey athlete Josh Pauls learns he will be one of the flag bearers for the Opening Ceremony.

www.teamusa.com/video/josh-p...

It’s like Raylan Givens said. If you run into an asshole during your day, you run into an asshole. But if you keep running into assholes all the time, maybe you’re the asshole

My cousin Josh is going to be the flag bearer for Team USA in the Paralympics! What an amazing honor. So proud of everything he’s done in the world of Para Ice Hockey.

I remember the Mets being linked to him at one point during that offseason and boy, am I glad that didn’t happen

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

Terry Dehere

“average monkey asks 3 questions a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average monkey asks 0 questions per year. Curious georg, who lives in cave & asks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

But Punk doesn’t have drugs he needs to hide through the airport! He’s famously straight edge!

But he also turned on Orange and Stat and that is bad.

Real good day today. We did a scavenger hunt at Reading Terminal Market for my wife’s birthday and then a nice dinner with the in-laws and family friends.

Lot of anxiety about a planned international trip for the Paralympics right now.

Makes sense. My knowledge of Pixar (and Hayden Panettiere’s career, honestly) is paper thin

There’s no way a film that prominently featured Hayden Panettiere came out any later than 2011, so I’ll say 2008

I dunno, IRS vs Danhausen might rule in a completely ironic way. It would be fun to watch Captain Mike do everything in his power not to bump for Danhausen.

This ad had also originally been a Randy Savage ad and they refilmed Randy’s parts to put in Nash. It didn’t work because Nash was not Randy. The vibes were completely off.