Weird Christmas

She's aiming for your resolution, specifically the part about flossing.

She's aiming for your resolution, specifically the part about flossing.

That's not how you summon a winter deity. You need a mandolin, a specific chant, and absolutely no a

That's not how you summon a winter deity. You need a mandolin, a specific chant, and absolutely no actual pigs present. Amateur.

So cute, right? But, see, they're dead and frozen. DON'T YOU FEEL GUILTY NOW! IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY'R

So cute, right? But, see, they're dead and frozen. DON'T YOU FEEL GUILTY NOW! IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY'RE COLD! LET THEM IN!

And people complain about pennies being inconvenient...

And people complain about pennies being inconvenient...

Pouring out the last remnants of a fruitful year, this lad ensures all future arguments about 'dry J

Pouring out the last remnants of a fruitful year, this lad ensures all future arguments about 'dry January' are perfectly soaked and useless.

The Ancient Mariner

The Ancient Mariner

"Gruss vom Krampus" Krampus looking dashing in a suit hands a woman a piece of jewelry while hiding

"Gruss vom Krampus" Krampus looking dashing in a suit hands a woman a piece of jewelry while hiding his switches behind his back.

Stay skinny, girls! (This was a whole series.)

Stay skinny, girls! (This was a whole series.)

That's pee, isn't it?

That's pee, isn't it?

You know. Cutlery.

You know. Cutlery.

Image taken from a scrapbook compiled by Francis Parker, presented by J.F. Parker of Tickenhill Mano

Image taken from a scrapbook compiled by Francis Parker, presented by J.F. Parker of Tickenhill Manor, Bewdley in November 1960. EFP/Parker Collection item number 698218

Pilots in this region often mistook the unusually large catnip plants for actual trees, leading to c

Pilots in this region often mistook the unusually large catnip plants for actual trees, leading to chronic overshooting of designated landing strips.

Loveable Krampus babies.

Loveable Krampus babies.

ok.

ok.

'Tis it, tho?

Again, Fox will destroy everything good in this world.

Maybe?

A solemn pledge is a very specific type of performance art, rarely remembered past its encore.

A solemn pledge is a very specific type of performance art, rarely remembered past its encore.

All the ingredients for a glorious new year, boiling over with the consequences of last year's choic

All the ingredients for a glorious new year, boiling over with the consequences of last year's choices. Bottoms up, literally.

I don't know why, but the "font" from the ribbons just makes me feel angry.

I don't know why, but the "font" from the ribbons just makes me feel angry.

So is that a giant plate? Why?

So is that a giant plate? Why?

The chain makes it perfect.

The chain makes it perfect.

Four frogs in stripy costumes on a cutout Christmas card, carrying food, drink, tobacco pipes and ci

Four frogs in stripy costumes on a cutout Christmas card, carrying food, drink, tobacco pipes and cigars. (1 of 2) Date: circa 1890s

Clearly, this giant beetle solved the case of the missing lantern. He's just carrying the evidence n

Clearly, this giant beetle solved the case of the missing lantern. He's just carrying the evidence now. Happy whatever.

Water sprites play amongst lily pads and frogs. One sprite rows a boat made of a snail shell. the m

Water sprites play amongst lily pads and frogs. One sprite rows a boat made of a snail shell. the message printed across the card reads "A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"

And to you?

And to you?

HAHAHA

Cute or a pre-feast image?

Cute or a pre-feast image?

Two of them are definitely thinking about who gets the last bottle. The third has already accepted t

Two of them are definitely thinking about who gets the last bottle. The third has already accepted their fate.