Blindfolding myself like a ninja 🥷 master while using the restroom 🚽

Lord, smite my enemies

Beautiful middle-aged women smoking cigarettes in their Burger King work clothes

Tooting @ the industrial park 😏

How many calories in a Clorox wipe??

Bad bitch don’t fw gmail 😔

Put that pussy in a wax museum!

And the Lord said to Moses
“Bowsette feet pics”

Smelly provolone hands!

Need me a bad bitch who clicks ‘reply all’ to a PSA email

Mud cascade upon the wicked!

Beautiful babe with a moose silhouette 😛

Sandipani Muni bestowed great wisdom to Krishna and his brother Balarama. They learned the secret to fulfillment is laser hair removal. #followformore

Hefty splort

A wise man knows when to gurgle and when to gargle #insightful

New year new me